This Saturday, I turn 30 and am, er, doing the thing all heterosexual women secretly want to do... and you're invited!
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On December 6, Jennifer Dziura, comedian and hostess of the long-running Williamsburg Spelling Bee, turns 30. She decided to celebrate by hiring male models to hand out bon-bons and fulfilling her lifelong dream of objectifying the male body in pageant form. In the...
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On December 6, Jennifer Dziura, comedian and hostess of the long-running Williamsburg Spelling Bee, turns 30. She decided to celebrate by hiring male models to hand out bon-bons and fulfilling her lifelong dream of objectifying the male body in pageant form. In the...
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januarian:
Hey, that misspelling of homunculus in the bee report is some kewl ringer -- a test maybe :-P
no, i didn't check a dictionary or anything -- i musta read it a thousand times in Faust lol
no, i didn't check a dictionary or anything -- i musta read it a thousand times in Faust lol
januarian:
What is truth? asked Pilates, but would not stay for an answer....
let's get stupid
I keep injuring myself.
Years ago, I called home from college to tell my parents I had sprained my ankle. My Dad's first question: "Did you fall off a shoe?" I have lately been damaging myself in similarly girly ways.
First, I cut my finger while cooking, and then split it open again while putting on tights, and again while detangling my...
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I keep injuring myself.
Years ago, I called home from college to tell my parents I had sprained my ankle. My Dad's first question: "Did you fall off a shoe?" I have lately been damaging myself in similarly girly ways.
First, I cut my finger while cooking, and then split it open again while putting on tights, and again while detangling my...
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From a show I did in Memphis, TN (contains the word "blowjob," in case you're inexplicably listening to comedy clips off SG at work or with your parents):
And here are my upcoming tour dates! I'm traveling with ex-SG Molly, for those of you who are fans.
Washington, D.C.:
Monday, February 26th
Jennifer Dziura's Comedy Rock Star Sex Party
Jennifer Dziura hosts a raucous...
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And here are my upcoming tour dates! I'm traveling with ex-SG Molly, for those of you who are fans.
Washington, D.C.:
Monday, February 26th
Jennifer Dziura's Comedy Rock Star Sex Party
Jennifer Dziura hosts a raucous...
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theinsomniac:
Hey, this is a bit belated, but I wanted to say I really enjoyed your show at the Red and Black in DC. Hope the tour is going well. 
xani:
How does your grammar obsession help you with comedy?
I'm back!
If it were 1890, I might say it was "splendid."
That marriage thing really didn't work out.
I'm going on tour soon (with ex-SG Molly, actually).
xo
Jen
jenisfamous.com
If it were 1890, I might say it was "splendid."
That marriage thing really didn't work out.
I'm going on tour soon (with ex-SG Molly, actually).
xo
Jen
jenisfamous.com
cobaltdesign:
Well it is certainly nice to see you again. Hope all is well.
In Houston, I was in a cab when I saw out the window a tattoo parlor with a sign that said "TATTOOS $20. LADIES FREE WITH PURCHASE OF--"
And then we drove past before I could read the rest.
Jokes about getting a free lady aside, what on earth do you buy to get yourself a free tattoo on the side?
And then we drove past before I could read the rest.
Jokes about getting a free lady aside, what on earth do you buy to get yourself a free tattoo on the side?
nycbike:
Not to mention what kind of crappy tattoo would a guy get for $20?
The ladies would probably get one of those cool lower back tatoos that fade with age like on SNL, on the side lol.
The ladies would probably get one of those cool lower back tatoos that fade with age like on SNL, on the side lol.
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spaztikfantaztik:
Congratulations!
calamity:
congrats! 
DAmn, too bad im 19 and cant get in lol. this always happens. Oh well. Happy early birthday, darlin.!
-Shani