jenisfamous

Hello all,

This week I am reading erotic fiction in public!

Thursday, June 30
Bad Dates/Bad Sex literary reading
6-8pm, $6 includes one drink
Cornelia St. Cafe (Cornelia St. in W. Village)

I will be reading the only known short story about a girl with a Jew fetish.

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Through all this, I never had a desire to convert. I wanted to love Jewish men,...
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I wanted to like the Renegade Craft Fair this weekend in Brooklyn, but I didn't.

First of all, McCarren Park is a scorchingly hot, treeless hellplain marked by irregular patches of sickly grass. Also, there were no food or drink vendors anywhere in sight, and I did look before sun poisoning forced me back onto the L.

But the real issue: when I attend a...
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if vertical stripes are slimming, maybe they should try printing horizontal stripes on condoms

In Duane Reade today, I giggled like a schoolgirl upon seeing Lifestyles' new "vibe" condom, which is actually a small, square box containing one condom and one reusable vibrating ring.

The Lifestyles website currently features an animated intro about their new "pleasure" products, most of which look kind of lame --...
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June 22, 2005 | JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police say a man who woke up with a serious headache walked 12 blocks to a hospital with a swollen lip and powder burns. Doctors discovered the problem. 47-year-old Wendell Coleman had a bullet lodged in his tongue.

Coleman told police that a woman stuck a gun barrel in his mouth during a dispute around 2:30 Tuesday...
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I just re-watched the movie "Fame," and then discovered this review on IMDB:

Don't attempt street theatre in Aylesbury to this film's soundtrack
Author: Neonsamurai from London, England

Nobody ever takes responsibility for his or her own actions these days:

A kid jumps out of a window dressed as a superhero and breaks his leg; Blame the film Superman'.

An 8-year-old girl steals a Ferrari...
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I just got back from a weekend at my five-year college reunion in Hanover, NH.

The air is so much cleaner up there, allowing me to expel from my lungs some of the diesel that has accumulated from two years in New York.

As always, I am uncomfortable in crowds of strangers; that's why I tend to find myself on stages, where I have a...
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JIGSAWLON last night was an occasion marked by...

* my getting there before anyone else and hanging out with proprietor benjones on his couch, drinking wine
* browsing through a zombie comic book called LOVE EATS BRAINS
* really wanting to buy a robot painting
* other people arriving, and me teaching this guy how to box after we started talking about Muhammad Ali in...
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A friend of mine writes for the Onion, and he posts his rejected headlines on his blog. This week he posted:

Jew For Jesus Also Jew For Shellfish

and

Tart, Vicar Have Creepy British Sex