petbot:
Layering shirts is such a scam! You're purdy... 
something I noticed at my last comedy show
Note about a recurring comedy show quirk: weird-colored stage lighting (such as red) messes up all the race jokes. When I look tanned, my joke about being aspirin-colored falls flat, and when Jewish comics look temporarily black, things make profoundly less sense.
Note about a recurring comedy show quirk: weird-colored stage lighting (such as red) messes up all the race jokes. When I look tanned, my joke about being aspirin-colored falls flat, and when Jewish comics look temporarily black, things make profoundly less sense.
real-world comedy shows
Just a quick note -- I have set up an actual mailing list where you can get notices about my comedy shows in your city. So if you'd like to come to a show and make sure you don't miss anything, please sign up on my site
jenisfamous.com mailing list
Just a quick note -- I have set up an actual mailing list where you can get notices about my comedy shows in your city. So if you'd like to come to a show and make sure you don't miss anything, please sign up on my site
jenisfamous.com mailing list
artrob:
hmmm...smoooooch!!!! I wouldn't mind participating in something like that... I love to kiss... 
verandi:
that. is. awesome.
skryche:
Hott.
My friend Derek and I have this crazy idea that we're going to be writing buddies, and pester each other into completing novels and screenplays. I managed to "delegate" (ahem) to Derek the task of coming up with a timetable of goals for what we should have developed and written by what time. This is what he came back with:
1) Briefly describe the main...
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1) Briefly describe the main...
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cobaltdesign:
brilliant, simply brilliant.
I just saw a baby-tee for sale in East Harlem that said "Dame ms gasolina, papi!"
This is a reference to the popular Latin hit, "Gasolina" (try googling "gasolina lyrics"). Like that song about my milkshake being better than yours (in which the "milkshake," I eventually learned, refers to the jiggling of breasts), "gasoline" turns out to be an oblique reference to a substance that...
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This is a reference to the popular Latin hit, "Gasolina" (try googling "gasolina lyrics"). Like that song about my milkshake being better than yours (in which the "milkshake," I eventually learned, refers to the jiggling of breasts), "gasoline" turns out to be an oblique reference to a substance that...
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champagneofdudes:
sweet.
artrob:
wow...
*pondering*
sorry i missed your show...I had what turned out to be a very nice date with a very nice girl...
i'll catch a show in the future...my schedule is crazy right now...not that that is a huge deal. I kind of prefer a packed hectic schedule to a slow one i think...then again, i love my lounge time...
you seem like an interesting and acomplished person...like a lot of the people i have "met" on sg...i like your thoughts...
anyway...hope allz well. stop by my page and say hi...
*pondering*
sorry i missed your show...I had what turned out to be a very nice date with a very nice girl...
i'll catch a show in the future...my schedule is crazy right now...not that that is a huge deal. I kind of prefer a packed hectic schedule to a slow one i think...then again, i love my lounge time...
you seem like an interesting and acomplished person...like a lot of the people i have "met" on sg...i like your thoughts...
anyway...hope allz well. stop by my page and say hi...
I saw a woman on the train reading a book called "Your Body's Cries for Water."
Who needs a whole book for this? All I need is the title. My body wants water? Okay. I'll drink some.
I mean, if it were "Your Body's Cries for Niacin," I might have to read a bit. Does my body really need more niacin? What the hell is...
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Who needs a whole book for this? All I need is the title. My body wants water? Okay. I'll drink some.
I mean, if it were "Your Body's Cries for Niacin," I might have to read a bit. Does my body really need more niacin? What the hell is...
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This is an odd claim to fame, but I apparently just impressed the exterminators with my knowledge of various professional-grade bug killing products I ordered over the internet and used to fill suspicious cracks and crevices.
They rooted out the corner of my kitchen cabinets that was home to some little cockroaches (complain as you will, New York cockroaches are all pretty small to Southerners)...
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They rooted out the corner of my kitchen cabinets that was home to some little cockroaches (complain as you will, New York cockroaches are all pretty small to Southerners)...
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After her turn in Pretty Baby -- a movie that could never be made today -- who would've thought Brooke Shields would become a minor feminist heroine? From Salon:
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Brooke Shields has decided that the time has come to speak out about the series of disses Cruise has shot her way about her decision to deal with her debilitating post-partum depression with a combination...
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Brooke Shields has decided that the time has come to speak out about the series of disses Cruise has shot her way about her decision to deal with her debilitating post-partum depression with a combination...
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petbot:
Tom Cruise is such an asshat.
champagneofdudes:
i really like that last story about the twins. one day i'll have interesting stories to put in my journal. as for now i'll just write stupid journals about getting drunk and working.
I read my story "The Greatest Jewish Cock of Our Time" tonight at a reading called "Bad Dates/Bad Sex". SweeneyTim was in attendance, so I had a fellow SGer to talk to Also in attendance was a trapeze artist named Mr. Fantastic for whom I once worked as his "femme fatale" stage assistant.
Jewish cock. Yay.
Also in attendance was a trapeze artist named Mr. Fantastic for whom I once worked as his "femme fatale" stage assistant.
Jewish cock. Yay.
Yesterday I bought a coffee from a street cart and it came in one of those cups with advertising printed on it (maybe the coffee carts consequently receive the cups for free?)
I have sometimes gotten cups that were a little weird, like one with a bright blue Colgate ad, but then again, I've also posted here about Freshdirect's peculiar but astute cross-marketing wherein, when...
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I have sometimes gotten cups that were a little weird, like one with a bright blue Colgate ad, but then again, I've also posted here about Freshdirect's peculiar but astute cross-marketing wherein, when...
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krrn:
For some odd reason, I'd be pretty amazed and intrigued if I had a cup with a happy face smoking a cigs.... although I'd also be surprised because I didn't know anything even selling cigarattes in public would be allowed. I mean I know in mags it's still okay, but wow...