It's looking less and less like I'm going to have a date for the librarian prom.
I am finally well-rested enough to discuss the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Many late nights. Much laughing. Shook many, many hands. Too much alcohol. I was also reminded of 4 very universal truths:
1. 200 people in a hotel convention room at 3am who all need to be the center of attention can be very trying.
2. When people "aren't doing it for the money" they'll...
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1. 200 people in a hotel convention room at 3am who all need to be the center of attention can be very trying.
2. When people "aren't doing it for the money" they'll...
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Off to the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. This is why I hang out with assholes: to get into events like this for free.
A conference without free coffee is like breast cancer and the holocaust rolled into one.
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niobe:
Happy Earth Day! 
niobe:
Thanks!
What did I miss?
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littlebluesecret:
It's code for deep, thoughtful conversation. *cough*
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
bullet_mckenzie:
me! and how are you?
Just scored a free ticket to the Warped Tour. Haven't been since Summer of '95 when I went to see Quicksand and Seaweed. I wouldn't bother except Helmet and Joan Jett are there.
I turned 30 since my last update.
I turned 30 since my last update.
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happycherries:
gobble gobble
gobble gobble
bullet_mckenzie:
hey there, hows it going? long time no talk thought i would say hello... how are things in the north?
I just got my new driver's license. You'd swear my photo looks like a mug shot if you werent distracted by my being orange as a carrot.
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yuriel:
haha what luck eh?
but eh at least you got your new license
orange huh? howd -that- occur?
but eh at least you got your new license
orange huh? howd -that- occur?
bullet_mckenzie:
renewing your licenses really suck... i remember renewing mine last year... i was happy to take a new picture, my last photo made me look like a 16year old boy with a bad bob... .haha...
I was for all of Memorial Day weekend. Tired but okay for three-four days. Felt great for three-four days. Now I am have been sick again for the last week. I was getting to be in great shape, too. Unfortunately, I haven't met an illness yet that makes me lose my appetite.
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mia:
where does he work?
happycherries:
Oh no not sicky!! feel better baby 
You know, I should really have sex more often...or say, ever again.
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synapse:
yes, yes it does. not so much truth in the part about the wallet, but kidney infections make you crazy. and lie
(I hear).
(I hear).
happycherries:
Hey sweet pea. Thanks for the comment. I'm doing ok. the surgery went fine. I'll be laied up for about 6 weeks and then they'll do the other oine. Again thanks for your concern.
On the rap front: I was at a party a couple of weeks ago and an under-age white kid with a Napolean Dynamite afro adorned with a headband kept trying to freestyle. Problem was he was really drunk (I'll be generous and assume that was the only problem). All he could think to say was "yo," which he in fact did, repeatedly. This kept going...
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synapse:
'yo', like how many people giving nervous presentations say 'um', I take it. If only the nervous presenters had the police to aid them in a swift escape to help save the sweat of a project gone wrong.
