So *apparently* I've been invited back by some mysterious benefactor. I personally think it's some kind of marketing scheme by SG to get their numbers back up, but who am I to judge?
I'm back and checking things out. Most of my fave SGs seem to have moved on, but it's hard to say no to hot naked chicks. We'll see if I hang around...
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I'm back and checking things out. Most of my fave SGs seem to have moved on, but it's hard to say no to hot naked chicks. We'll see if I hang around...
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Well, that's it, then. I think I've sucked all the helium out of this site for me. The models are still hot and the news feeds still occasionally engaging, but I don't come here often enough to continue to pay for it. If you know me, you can probably find me on Facebook. If not, you've got two weeks before this account folds up to...
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It's been several months, and I've been busy.
I've ridden out another Scorpio show to the amazement and wonder of all involved.
I've done a clowning intensive with John "Smoot" Turner of Mump & Smoot.
And now I'm lined up for a summer of making money doing stuff I tolerate instead of yet another tour.
Details? Maybe . . .
I've ridden out another Scorpio show to the amazement and wonder of all involved.
I've done a clowning intensive with John "Smoot" Turner of Mump & Smoot.
And now I'm lined up for a summer of making money doing stuff I tolerate instead of yet another tour.
Details? Maybe . . .
masquerade:
Yeah, I recommend destroying the tupperware.
The transformation is slow, and not pretty.
The plan, for those following my character arc, was to start getting out more often into the cold bright world outside my room and elevate my human interaction skillz. One of the requisite tools for this process was a laptop (and still is). So far I've taken it to danny_g's, to where I work*, and to the...
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The plan, for those following my character arc, was to start getting out more often into the cold bright world outside my room and elevate my human interaction skillz. One of the requisite tools for this process was a laptop (and still is). So far I've taken it to danny_g's, to where I work*, and to the...
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salome:
Thanks so much for the sweet compliment on my set!
Ah, a new year, all fresh and dewy.
Admittedly, my new year didn't start out like most people's. I opted to cover for a guy at the community centre, meaning I got to be the responsible one running the facility so two other parties could go til the wee hours. Fortunately for me, they were both pretty good groups: one was a bunch of families,...
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Admittedly, my new year didn't start out like most people's. I opted to cover for a guy at the community centre, meaning I got to be the responsible one running the facility so two other parties could go til the wee hours. Fortunately for me, they were both pretty good groups: one was a bunch of families,...
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jody:
I'm probably watching Heroes with Dan tomorrow afternoon. But we can do it some other time. 
tilpacer:
Happy New Year dude! 
YAY! New lappy! YAY! Technology Freedom!
I expect you to write more now...
Have a great day!
YAY! New lappy!
YAY! Technology Freedom!
I expect you to write more now...
Have a great day!
Ok, bitches, it's almost ready.
Since Carla was good enough to be my sounding board for this, and since tilpacer actually saw me perform it at Dead Man's Wheelchair a few weeks ago, and since Michele hassled me to post SOMEHTING last night after a hard day of saving Arkham from eldritch influences, I figure I can finally let this cat out of the bag...
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Since Carla was good enough to be my sounding board for this, and since tilpacer actually saw me perform it at Dead Man's Wheelchair a few weeks ago, and since Michele hassled me to post SOMEHTING last night after a hard day of saving Arkham from eldritch influences, I figure I can finally let this cat out of the bag...
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jody:
Happy birthday!
sky:
happy birthday x
Sure, why not?
It's late at night, I've been sucking down West Wing episodes like it's going out of style (is it?) and I think, "why don't I check out what's on SG, since often my friends and fellow humans write informative/amusing/personal bits worthy of consumption, or at the very least I can look at boobs.
Masquerade and danny_g do this a lot more than...
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It's late at night, I've been sucking down West Wing episodes like it's going out of style (is it?) and I think, "why don't I check out what's on SG, since often my friends and fellow humans write informative/amusing/personal bits worthy of consumption, or at the very least I can look at boobs.
Masquerade and danny_g do this a lot more than...
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marvel:
Yes indeed it does - you're the first and only one to get it. Can you guess what it is now?
tilpacer:
Hey dude! Saw you perform at Deadman's Wheelchair. Minus the fowl-ups, you did an excellent job! But how did you paint your head like that? It was pretty well covered.
Have a great day!
But how did you paint your head like that? It was pretty well covered.
Have a great day!
Let's see . . . March, April, May, June, July . . . about 3.5 months since last posting. How much do I suck?
In pre-emptive retaliation, I offer this quote:
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time." - Tallulah Bankhead
Naturally I had to look up who Ms. Bankhead is, or rather was, which I recommend. In short, she was a...
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In pre-emptive retaliation, I offer this quote:
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time." - Tallulah Bankhead
Naturally I had to look up who Ms. Bankhead is, or rather was, which I recommend. In short, she was a...
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tilpacer:
"I've been a bad girl"... wait that is five words.... I confused.
Now this is an interesting study you have going on here, you must tell us more about these womin and more about this Big Blue Room you speak of.
Have a great day!
Now this is an interesting study you have going on here, you must tell us more about these womin and more about this Big Blue Room you speak of.
Have a great day!
tilpacer:
Hmmm.... So I am guess that formula to update never occur. 
Have a great day!
Have a great day!
The Saga continues:
To finish up my modelling concerns briefly, my line did not interrupt the curves. 'Nuff said.
On a semi-related note, I'm sick. I actually had 3 modelling gigs this week, including the full-day, 6-hour one on Monday, which is unusual since normally I'm lucky to get 3 sessions a month. I live relatively close to the college, which means I usually plan...
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To finish up my modelling concerns briefly, my line did not interrupt the curves. 'Nuff said.
On a semi-related note, I'm sick. I actually had 3 modelling gigs this week, including the full-day, 6-hour one on Monday, which is unusual since normally I'm lucky to get 3 sessions a month. I live relatively close to the college, which means I usually plan...
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tilpacer:
Dude... What is going on man? How is the adventure in dating going?
pixxelpuss:
Hey Yo, what's new since March?
What I love is the timing on this.
Naked Men are Embarassing
For those who don't know already, I am actually a male figure model and have been working primarily for a local art college for a few years now. I know the body can be looked at as an object of art, like a bowl of fruit or any other still subject.
I've also...
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Naked Men are Embarassing
For those who don't know already, I am actually a male figure model and have been working primarily for a local art college for a few years now. I know the body can be looked at as an object of art, like a bowl of fruit or any other still subject.
I've also...
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masquerade:
"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."
I find it odd that I'm doing the Simpsons reference instead of danny_g.
I find it odd that I'm doing the Simpsons reference instead of danny_g.
chloe:
Thank you for the sweet comment on my new set! 
Okay, the moment you've all been waiting for . . . the speed-dating story. Get comfortable, it's a long one.
It started a few weeks ago when I saw the flyers all over Kensington for 25dates.com. I'd heard of them before and had even checked out their site, but now I was seriously considering it. 46 bucks seemed a bit steep at the time, but...
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It started a few weeks ago when I saw the flyers all over Kensington for 25dates.com. I'd heard of them before and had even checked out their site, but now I was seriously considering it. 46 bucks seemed a bit steep at the time, but...
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char1es:
Your own drama is the ONLY kind you never get immune to.
You have my admiration, in my entire life I have *never* been able to make a 'pick-up', even this specialized situation. i have to get to know girls over the course of weeks/months in order to get a date.
As far as the kiss goes, I'm good at that, my advice is to act like you are going to peck her on the lips, and then give a soft-but dry just below the cheekbone.
Chix are helpless before the sensual power of the soft but dry.
You have my admiration, in my entire life I have *never* been able to make a 'pick-up', even this specialized situation. i have to get to know girls over the course of weeks/months in order to get a date.
As far as the kiss goes, I'm good at that, my advice is to act like you are going to peck her on the lips, and then give a soft-but dry just below the cheekbone.
Chix are helpless before the sensual power of the soft but dry.
char1es:
Oh, and do neither lunch nor dinner. Do late breakfast at Gruman's downtown, it's 7 ave and 10st approx, best eggs benedict in calgary, superb potato latkes, and the ultimate in non-threatening date venue.
I'm having a strange moment.
You know how there's occasionally bitching from some quarters that remakes or adaptations or "reimaginings of old films, books and tv series are assaulting people's own sense of nostalgia in their lives? Consider this . . .
I just poured a bowl of cereal that I thought I'd eat while watching cartoons. (Hey, it's Sunday! I suppose most of you...
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You know how there's occasionally bitching from some quarters that remakes or adaptations or "reimaginings of old films, books and tv series are assaulting people's own sense of nostalgia in their lives? Consider this . . .
I just poured a bowl of cereal that I thought I'd eat while watching cartoons. (Hey, it's Sunday! I suppose most of you...
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tilpacer:
YAY! Cartoons!
Ahhhh... Now I know that that chocolate soy milk + apple cinammon Cheerios = Not soo bad that I won't eat it. Another life lesson I don't have to experience to learn. Thanks man.
I still want to be a cute kid of the 80's, 90's and 2000's.
Have a great day!
Ahhhh... Now I know that that chocolate soy milk + apple cinammon Cheerios = Not soo bad that I won't eat it. Another life lesson I don't have to experience to learn. Thanks man.
I still want to be a cute kid of the 80's, 90's and 2000's.
Have a great day!
tigerlily:
oh dear. the thought of that combination has made me nauseas. 
your sweet set comment, however, did not...just the opposite! like the milk after a bowl of cocoa crispies!
your sweet set comment, however, did not...just the opposite! like the milk after a bowl of cocoa crispies!
Anyways, welcome back. Enjoy the nakedness.