The wedding was intresting. The brides maid i escorted was a model. Big ol' titties and a slight punk/goth look. She was a bit short though. Thats probably because she was only 15.... damnit! She got drunk off of a glass of malibu on the way to the reception. I had to hold her straight while we were introduced. I wasnt directly responsible for that. Actually most of the bridal party got half lit on the way there. Yep... my doing. Of course the bride already hates me for what hapend at the bachlor party. That just made things better. hehe. The wedding went well except for a few minor incidents like my buddy's girlfriend getting hammer and going apeshit because she thought he was flirting with the brides maids.... ah he was a groomsman he had to walk them down the isle. She tried to drive home and when i stopped her she bit me. 22 year old girl bit me on my arm. What the Fuck! Then security came to my room and she hid behind a couch. I saw that same security guy 3 more times that night. We just laughed everytime i opened a door a we saw each other. I also ended up sleeping with my date... oh well better luck next time i guess.
I went to jersey the next day. So i've been up since 8 yesterday pulling a motor out of a wreacked car. I did get two hours (if that) of sleep this morning. I think i took some methanphetamines (fuck the spelling if its wrong) cause im still awake. I cant figure out why im not passing out but im going with it... and making an obnoxiously long journal entry that probably makes no sense. Yay!
I went to jersey the next day. So i've been up since 8 yesterday pulling a motor out of a wreacked car. I did get two hours (if that) of sleep this morning. I think i took some methanphetamines (fuck the spelling if its wrong) cause im still awake. I cant figure out why im not passing out but im going with it... and making an obnoxiously long journal entry that probably makes no sense. Yay!
morningbloom:
Oh I love your sordid stories. You have the most interesting life.