Time to drink heavily.
Me and a couple of friends rang up a 775 dollar bar tab last night. Then i slept with a random woman.
Almost any sentence can be made creepy by adding "...while masturbating" to the end of it.
I need to start using this more.
Reminder to post about vegas....
This weekend.... Friday was lackluster but i found a neat piano bar thats an offshoot of a typical club. Saturday was quite different. Went to the local bar where they were celebrating mardi gras. No tits... which was a good thing. Most people there were old enough to be my parents. I did...
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Reminder to post about vegas....
This weekend.... Friday was lackluster but i found a neat piano bar thats an offshoot of a typical club. Saturday was quite different. Went to the local bar where they were celebrating mardi gras. No tits... which was a good thing. Most people there were old enough to be my parents. I did...
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Im back.
gracie:
Me too. 
The wedding was intresting. The brides maid i escorted was a model. Big ol' titties and a slight punk/goth look. She was a bit short though. Thats probably because she was only 15.... damnit! She got drunk off of a glass of malibu on the way to the reception. I had to hold her straight while we were introduced. I wasnt directly responsible for that....
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morningbloom:
Oh I love your sordid stories. You have the most interesting life.
I threw a bachlor party for a friend of mine on my birthday. Drinks were had and strippers where fondled... but not in a duke lacrosse kinda way. This weekend is the guys wedding. Im in it. Yay. Foolishly im bringing a date. Hmm... how wrong would it be to try and ditch her for a bridesmaid. Its not that i want to be an...
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effstop:
hahaha, how come every time i read your shit, i think. "damn jay, you're my hero...still?"
ditch the date if you can!
ditch the date if you can!
morningbloom:
A++++ would read again. 
Make up some excuse to not bring the date. Screw 2 bridesmaids at once if you can.
Make up some excuse to not bring the date. Screw 2 bridesmaids at once if you can.
Well im mostly single again. Im not officially dating anyone. I am still messing around with my coworker and im not sure how to stop that. I also met a nice russian girl. We went out once and everything went great (in other words i went home with her that night). I havent gotten to go out with her again. Its been quite some time...
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morningbloom:
Women are nothing but trouble.
Hmm.. lets see where my life is right now. I broke up with the girl i was dating for 7 months last night. I actually cheated on her on valentines day no less with a co worker while on a business trip. I expect to be dating her soon. Not that i want to date her but i think it will probably be the right...
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So far today i've accomplished nothing other than annoy the girl im dating, browse this site and lookup welders and body panels. I also started in on a book on pirates i picked up the other day. Somehow i have a new found love of pirates all stemming from buying a dumb calender to annoy my boss. Its funny how things work.
morningbloom:
Just thought I'd drop in and say hi 
Im offically an EMT-B in the state of Virginia. It scares me to think im qualified to save someones life. Im sure it scares people that know me even more hehe...
My new years was all kinds of fun. So i got a hotel in dc. Paid about 185 for it. All of my friends were at a bar/party that was sold out. I didnt get tickets when i could have because i wasnt sure what the girl im dating wanted to do. So fine we go to a club called Lulu's. 100 per person open...
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morningbloom:
Break it off as soon as possible. The longer you hold out, the more she'll be hurt. ESPECIALLY if she finds out you were just holding off on breaking up with her to keep from destroying her holidays. If you have nothing in common and shes as deep as you make her seem, it wont go anywhere positive. You're just wasting your time and hers. Either way its going to hurt her. But it will be worse later on. Good luck. I know how bad that stuff sucks. But she'll move on. New lip glosses will come out and fresh hip hop music to dance to, and she'll move on. 