jamisunlee

well the crown problem was solved; and my prince now has a new crown (one that's proportional to his head; i'll spare all y'all the pictures [unless you want them ])

other than that not much else happinen:
~workin like a bitch, as usual
~friends not giving a damn/calling me back
~Fighting off the onset of a depressive eppisode wheen life bends me over, and...
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i feel like absolute shit!!

so much for the tour

I'm a dumbass!! long story short: i just tried to switch out my jewelry, and clumsy me, fucked up the new ring and managed to drop the old one down the drain!! so now i have to hope that this piercing won't close up as fast as my frenum did, so that there's hope of a professional making my penis a prince again.

Random shower thought, #3,558:

How cool would it be to meet someone with the same birthday as you, and then marry them on your birthday...then have a fucking huge celebration every year on your birthday/anniversary?

So, it's been a fucking long time since i've updated...not that anyone cares...

and in that time the site's format has changed, i've missed what's what in my friend''s lives, and two of my friends have been zotted....


welcome back James....

so some douchebag got my debit card's number and whatnot and emptied my account of $500, as well as another $500 that i didn't have...add in overdraft fees and shit, my checking account is now -$889.30!!

Thank you, you stupid fucking piece of shit!!



now i can't afford the gas to drive up to phoenix to par-tay with my fellow SGAZers and i was gonna...
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Miss me?

thanks for all y'all's birthday wishes; this one (#22) proved to be the best since 18.

so, i've been away so long a'cause i got a bigger than usual paycheck 2 weeks ago, and decided to finally buy myself a PS2 as a present for myself...and now i remember why i put off buying one in the first place: I've been letting it...
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it's my birthday! my bu-bu-birthdayyyy!!

i know it's been a while since i've updated; i've just been incredibly busy...and today is no different. cause...

it's my birthday! my bu-bu-birthdayyyy!!




{this self-indulgent message was brought to you by the birthday boy}

Don't you hate when you can't remember what you dreamed of?

'cause i had a strange mother fucking dream, but all i can remember is that it involved:
~my job at Vici's
~a force of power rangers (I think I was the white one...)
~a terrorist attack in florida (visa vie a train?)
~it was all kinda like a video game


what do i expect?...
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I finally found a copy of Stupid Cupid!!

{otherwise known as the first pornographic movie i done sawed}



lemme hear from all y'all who likey the pornography: wether it be viewed alone for a bit of the jerky-jerky, or in a social setting for pure entertainment...or another situation not mentioned here

well, now that i've my exhibitionist urge out of the way {for now } I guess it's time for a "real" update; except there's not much worth mentioning in my life other that work ...anyhoo; all i've to say, at the moment, is:

IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER BRA THIS WEEKEND, I WILL HANG MYSELF WITH IT!!!!!!








but that's what i get for...
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