jagerfairy

weekend yum.

in my spiderman underoos..................

(I was a menace)

Seanny made me sweetest breakfast ever.

(toast with holes poked out for eggs to live in)

chased women with a big red strap-on.

(even caught a few)

Sunday morning bloody marys and pool.

(extra olives)

L wore my panties.

(hubba hubba)

happy happy Jager Fairy.

isaiah:

I want spider-man underoos!

Oct 5, 2003

noelani:

now that's what I like to hear...

Oct 6, 2003

ahhhhhhhhh ,
the weekend looms yet again.

with my brothers home , and the first annual "bring yer own debauchery party" in full swing this Saturday.................

methinks there's trouble to be had................

sweet sweet trouble ......................

aie mommy.

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kudra:

Actually, I hit apon the bright idea of coming up for Halloween! It's on a Friday. What do you think of that??

Oct 2, 2003

miss_piss:

hi

Oct 7, 2003

I totally failed to get head from wee man.

I suck.

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littledeadkid:

awwww

Sep 29, 2003

kudra:

Oh, fuck. I came to say hi under the wrong journal entry.
Anyways, I'm thinking of coming up the weekend of the 17th, as long as you promise not to fuck/talk to any midgets while I am there.

Sep 30, 2003

disjecta membra de esuriens spiritus.

ergo bibamus.

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dilligan:

I'm not smart.

Sep 25, 2003

tarbaby:

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/25253/

Sep 25, 2003

I want a drink......
I want a blowjob............
I want dim sum...................
I want my brothers.....................
I want a nap....................
I want terrets syndrome................
I want a Thai hooker...................
I want snake skin boots..................
I want to fuck with abandon......................
I want John Lennon's "watching the wheels" on a loop..
I want a chihuahua named "Dr. X"......................
I want a cigarrette holder .....................
I want...
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bishop:

I want a pizza
I want to be 19 again
I want the purple girl
I want you to want me
I want to live in portland
I want to be relevant again....

Sep 22, 2003

hunginn:

best. profile pic. ever.

Sep 22, 2003

the Jager fairy sits.........................

awaiting her brothers.....................

oh , Seattle..............are you ready for PIC at it's finest???....................

AUT VINCERE AUT MORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ERGO BIBAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tarbaby:

you should plan for everything having to do with general debauchery. that may include vomiting, but it may include other interesting scenarios....

Sep 10, 2003

kudra:

I am very happy for you

Sep 11, 2003

back from neverland.

eyes unblinking.

dust for blood.

ripped wide open.

ache for more.

staring forward......................

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kudra:

"looks like I won't be there.

bah."

Yea that's super lame. I'm tempted to cruise up there next weekend if I still have my rental car, which I think I will. I would have loooooow duckets to go out on, but.....? Tell me whatcha think.

"gimmie a call eh. "

Okay....I'll call in the next couple of days. Or you call me.

My car, my car. Some jackass made me fuck my car! I'll tell you about it on the phone. As he pulled out in front of me yelled, "YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'VE RUUUUUUUUUINED MEEEEEEE!"
But in all actuality this could turn out to be a blessing.

Sep 7, 2003

kingskottie:

good god...i need some jager. my head is FUCKING killing me... SINUS surgery!!! EEK!

heh... off for some shots now!

Sep 8, 2003

ok all.............................it's officially here.

the Jager Fairy hits the playa tomorrow.

I can feel my mind and soul twisting
and spinning already................................

gods help me.

greggster:

Have a good time hot stuff....Wehn you get back I want details....and there best be some midget love stories in there dammit!!

son of a gun have some fun on the playa.

Aug 25, 2003

kudra:

Aaaaaw, your big fun is winding down right about now. Hope you have a big nap and hugs with all the special ladies in your life, then call me and we can discuss the possibility of a Seattle visit in the next month.

Sep 1, 2003

3 DAYZ AND COUNTING................................

HAIR NOW BLACK N RED.

SKULL ATTATCHED TO HANDLEBARS OF COOLEST PLAYA BIKE EVER.

KITTY-CAT PANTIES WASHED AND SQUEEKY CLEAN.

3 HALF GALLONS OF JAGER PRIMED AND READY.

UH-HUH.

THIS IS GUNNA HURT...........................

dave_h:

a gallon and a half of jager?!?! why didn't you say so before. now I wanna go to this burning man thing.

Aug 21, 2003

kudra:

You are gonna have so much fun!!!! Give me a call when you get home, or I'll call you once I see you write in here.

Aug 21, 2003

6 more days............................

so much to do...........................

and how the hell did I end up covered in
jello again??????

damnit.

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daddiesgirl:

I want to tell all the world how fuckingfabulous this little fairy girl truly is. Her eyes seduce and draw you in. Her hips are...well they do this thing...there's just nothing in the whole world like a woman with a double jointed back. Word. Swivelicious, hypnotic, addictive. She'll take you by the hand and march you straight to hell and along the way she somehow manages to save your soul.

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Aug 18, 2003

greggster:

Take lots of pics from BM and post them here so I can see what i missed ok?

And If you find any hott midgets I want some 8x10's

Aug 20, 2003

in 10 days from now..............
I will be on the playa.

armed only with bright red ponytails , matching full bottom panties , some erratically placed electrical tape ,combat boots , and a super soaker absolutely dripping full of Jagermeister.............

I will hunt and pillage.

greggster:

now that sounds like a fucking party

oh me oh my ah
son of a gun you'll have big fun on the playa

I have never thought that I would like BM but you make it sound like a good time.

Aug 14, 2003

kudra:

Just stopping in to say hi and say I hope you have so much fun in the desert! I'm a little envious, I must say. If only for the fact that I could dress how I really want to every day for a week.
Give me a call when you get home and you and L hug eachother for me.

Aug 17, 2003

COUNTDOWN NOW STANDS AT 13 DAYZZZZ......

'TILL .................."OUTTA HAND- IN DA SAND".

(put'cha butt in da puddin'.............ooooohhhh yeah.)

greggster:

sounds absolutely sinister!!

will it invlovle midgets?

Aug 13, 2003

greggster:

good point and lucky for us!!
*sings*
I believe there are midgets among us
Sent down to us from heaven above

Oh and if your testimonial was on my headstone I could die happy

VIVA LA POOP

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