jacleric

There you go, Doc. It's my first day off in a month... so kiss my ass.

THIS is a picture worth coming back here for, however briefly. @awondrr and @karnelia . Well done, ladies. Thankya. Thankya veruh much

I've got a song, I ain't got no melody... I'm gonna sing it to my friends.

I've got a story, ain't got no moral... let the bad guy win, every once in a while.

Will it go 'round in circles?

Case in point: tonight I called out sick from my night job. But I did not lie! I told my boss: "I'm having stomach issues." Translation: "I can't stomach the thought of coming to that @#$%ing hellhole." Truth is all about phrasing.

I was playing Scrabble a few years ago with a psychiatrist, a friend of a friend. After hours of idle conversation (and winning 2 out of 3), she looked at me and said:

"You're scary."

That is all the analysis I ever needed to hear. Don't pay for what you already know.

1) 91.3 WYEP, Pittsburgh, PA. Old AND new. Espesh Sat 5-midnight... pure Blues. You can't find this music elsewhere.

2) 89.1 WFDU, Teaneck, NJ. A college station with 3 streams. Oldies, eclectic, and young student mess. Tunes 4 EVERYONE

3) 102.7 WEQX, Manchester, VT. A legend of independent radio, the best of what is NEW, in every genre.

And maybe you love me? Maybe you don't. Maybe you'll learn to? And maybe you won't.

If everybody likes you? You are probably a great liar. If nobody likes you? You are probably WAY too honest. ;-}>

The good news? I didn't vomit all over my shoes (or the posts). I wanted to. I didn't. I am actually proud of this.

And I don't mean this as an affront to true love, which I still believe in, all evidence to the contrary. BUT? This is forced celebration. This is mandatory affection. If you truly love another person? Let them know, EVERY day. No one should EVER have to remind you to do so, or tell you when, or how, to do it. FUCK this commercial atrocity.

And I know I'm not alone ;-}>

Pasta is SO easy, right? You just need to boil water? WRONG.

Correct pasta takes constant attention. You need to cook it al dente... you have to check the noodles every few minutes, to be sure they are not sad and soggy. They must be slightly undercooked... they must have BITE. Salt the water before it boils.

Your sauce has to be on point. Good...
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