aw, man. i really need to go bowling with you. it will happen. this november. we have to invite the wolf, too, of course, as he knows the drill totally.

so yesterday was my birthday. my friend, i had the coolest, bestest day yesterday. i'm so old. i'm 32 now. shit. but i had the best bday since i was 25 (that was a keg and tank o nitrous). its sunday morning. i'm still drunk. my poor liver, the champ she is. so many people came out last night to celebrate with me, i had offers of shots ALL NIGHT LONG. and of some of these i did partake, many shots were actually denied. my tailbone is mysteriously bruised but my brother (who was the dd but drank and apparently was pulled over on the drive home eep) tells me i ate shit in the bathroom when we got home. it was definitely a wake up fully clothed evening. someone had even thoughtfully placed the garbage can from the kitchen right next to my bed. just. in. case. but unused. and my norwegian friend s who came down last night also from the big city made a scandalous hookup last night and has not made her way home yet. haha.

you always rip it, brother. what are the details of said tattoo? give it up. photo?

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i miss the lanes. rip that shit for me, or at least one frame.

you forgot to mention the fact that the time machine really worked. why else would i be standing there in a huey lewis and the news tour shirt?

t

I never rearrange. I don't understand the concept of it. When you move in you decide the best placement for everything and you place it there. The best placement does not change over time, it is the same as the day you moved in. Some females may disagree with me on this point tho. Roaches are good if your main stash is gone.

do they have any 'leads' in the case yet?

i would follow the trail of the stolen art.

it looks like i'm gonna have to come down there and investigate. it's obvious the six ft. blonde is falling down on the job and bit off, err, more than that brace face could chew.

t

yea, osbournes is pretty funny shit ... i love how mtv sneaks in those marathons just hoping you are hung over or something too lazy to flip the channels get you sucked in for a good day or two ...

that sucks bout the rent checks .. and jerky rules too bad for the braces lady ... hope all is well in jab land ... laters ...

tried to rent a copy of "pups' this morning.. couldn't find it anywhere. the premise seems so funny, i mean how can you go wrong with burt reynolds and children? rented a copy of "the longest yard" instead.

you tryin to go for two pages of comments?

fuck this, entry it's old and idle and so fucking yahoo!

how's that for a search engine?

update dick,

t

chickens???

damn. it's not been a good holiday season for beloved devices. not at all.

now i have not been at all involved on the LOTR wagon whatsoever. but i do love me some harry pot-tah (that's my bad british accent internet-ized). took my little guy to go see the second one and i was more into it than he was. tho it was a bit long.

loading the flask, and ready for all out war.
have a good one tonight, i know you'll make me proud...slugger.

with any luck i'' be wearing one of those hats before the night is over.

Ching Chow Chan

part of me wants to sell the scooter and part of me wants to keep it. I just don't want to find my self back in the hospital because of someone else stupidity. I would rather be able to skip and run around Disneyland all day and all night. So, if you find yourself really wanting a scooter...

o.k. the party is on, maybe you can get your driver to swing be here.

Hope all is well in jab land and you had a good holiday ... party hard but be safe for new years ... later bro ...

i dig your existence too

apple juice is all right. as long as i don't hear some asshead sayin' "appo jooz" that is on my last nerve. dammit.

...*holidaze*...

ah! breakfast at the frying pan! i need to go back with film in the camera. the squirrel says 'hey,' that jolly little fucker.

your dog is looking quite dapper