this is my favorite time of this day every year. early evening, i'm back home, big stoned, and it's all over. i'm not anti or pro on this holiday, and my opinion on the matter isn't that important. it is what it is, and it's also a really good night once it's done to go out and throw cash from relatives at bartenders. you got enough stuff, that money is for booze.
but in honor of my first at sg, and of course in honor of the birth of baby jesus, i'll share my story from last night. a christmas story.
i buy my parents (who are awesome) one gift each year, and this year i bought them a blue point juniper, which is a tree. they're close friends with a slightly younger couple with a hot daughter (little young, little engaged) and the mom is also initial'd jab. i knew beforehand there'd be a get together with this family last night, so i decided i would get them the same tree, and they could both get planted, and a cross town battle for supremacy would rip the families apart, sending the hot little daughter flying into my arms for comfort and action. no, but i did figure they'd both be into it, and they were, and everyone went apeshit. 2 silly little families, totally stoked. as icing, i gave a bum in a santa hat 2 bucks in quarters on my way home today.
i thought about updating this a few days ago, but all i had in my head was making fun of the mall and traffic, so i skipped it. i feel good by waiting to visit on a positive note, and especially on the lil carpenter's birthday. my next planned wave of fanfare is for a holiday i can really get behind. i am all about getting hammered on new years eve. bars, houses, it matters not. 2003 will be getting the same boot to the tail as all it's predecessors. so good everything to you today, with all of the good sayings and things of that nature. there are starving children in distant parts of the world who don't have 9 dollars a month for suicidegirls.com, and i ask that you keep them in your hearts during this holiday season, with your logged on boob ogling ass. i dig your existence.
but in honor of my first at sg, and of course in honor of the birth of baby jesus, i'll share my story from last night. a christmas story.
i buy my parents (who are awesome) one gift each year, and this year i bought them a blue point juniper, which is a tree. they're close friends with a slightly younger couple with a hot daughter (little young, little engaged) and the mom is also initial'd jab. i knew beforehand there'd be a get together with this family last night, so i decided i would get them the same tree, and they could both get planted, and a cross town battle for supremacy would rip the families apart, sending the hot little daughter flying into my arms for comfort and action. no, but i did figure they'd both be into it, and they were, and everyone went apeshit. 2 silly little families, totally stoked. as icing, i gave a bum in a santa hat 2 bucks in quarters on my way home today.
i thought about updating this a few days ago, but all i had in my head was making fun of the mall and traffic, so i skipped it. i feel good by waiting to visit on a positive note, and especially on the lil carpenter's birthday. my next planned wave of fanfare is for a holiday i can really get behind. i am all about getting hammered on new years eve. bars, houses, it matters not. 2003 will be getting the same boot to the tail as all it's predecessors. so good everything to you today, with all of the good sayings and things of that nature. there are starving children in distant parts of the world who don't have 9 dollars a month for suicidegirls.com, and i ask that you keep them in your hearts during this holiday season, with your logged on boob ogling ass. i dig your existence.
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yemyam:
Hope all is well in jab land and you had a good holiday ... party hard but be safe for new years ... later bro ...
miss_piss:
i dig your existence too