jab

i'm confused... did you quote don rickles, or did the cock?
i hear rickles is good friends with newhart... i bet bob has some nasty fucking material that he's never unleashed on the public.
stuff that would make tom poston blush..

it's funny that you had the drink of champions.. i've only had a few myself.
as def leppard said, "sweet to taste, saccharin"..

i had a few manhattans the other night..
looked kind of funny, sipping from the martini glass with my hoody and army pants.
putting the ass back in class.

cockshots...EWW!

that dog looks sooo cute.