Whether or not you landed here by accident -- move on, keep going . . . .Nothing here. Nothing to learn, nothing to look at, nothing to buy, nothing to sell, nothing to think about, nothing to contradict, nothing to sneer at, nothing to chuckle at, nothing to touch yourself to, nothing to complain about.
And if you're some kind of fucking buddhist new ager...
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endedben:
Consider me seduced. 
irina:
I can't tell you just how apropos that poem is. Are you psychic or something? I'm spooked.
Oops. I just OD'd on self degredation. It's nice to know that's still possible. There was a time I had a lot of qualms. There must be one left in there somewhere, rusty but blushing.
I have a picture in my phone that I'd like to upload. How do I do that? Any suggestions? (I'll make it worth your while . . . )
I have a picture in my phone that I'd like to upload. How do I do that? Any suggestions? (I'll make it worth your while . . . )
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scarredangel:
Thank you for the kind words.
I have high hopes for my future, but I can't be blamed for being cautious.
I have high hopes for my future, but I can't be blamed for being cautious.
allycat_13:
Yeah your words on scarredangles journal rocked.
They are too cute and go back and forth so much its disgusting.
They are a little soap opera all in their own.
Your welcum. And what will be your party platform?
They are too cute and go back and forth so much its disgusting.
They are a little soap opera all in their own.
Your welcum. And what will be your party platform?
Done tweazing. You can bug me again.
By the way, to the yokel who corrected my spelling of tweazing. No, I didn't mean tweezing. I meant tweezing+teasing+tweaking+teething. Hence, tweazing.
I'm staying at a friend's house in the West Village until I can find a real home (adoption application will be posted shortly). The WV is kinda like the VW Bug in that it's small and...
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By the way, to the yokel who corrected my spelling of tweazing. No, I didn't mean tweezing. I meant tweezing+teasing+tweaking+teething. Hence, tweazing.
I'm staying at a friend's house in the West Village until I can find a real home (adoption application will be posted shortly). The WV is kinda like the VW Bug in that it's small and...
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deathandtaxes:
the 2nd quote was perfect. and i drank my orange juice this morning, so maybe its the Vitamin C. Either way, thank you.
allycat_13:
Man oh man, your too cute. I haven't seen anyone write a testimonial for themselves like you have.
The writing is good, no rambling just obervations.
The writing is good, no rambling just obervations.
Fuck off, I'm tweazing.
tuxy:
Youch. I hate that.
Necessary evil.
Necessary evil.
visitord:
wouldn't that be "tweezing" with a double-E?
which is not to be confused with squeezing a double-D.
which is not to be confused with squeezing a double-D.
When I see the staggering amount of misery in this world . . . .
I am not entirely opposed to mercy killing.
the look in their eyes . . .
I am not entirely opposed to mercy killing.
the look in their eyes . . .
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prophetnoise:
What's a superbowl? WHAT'S A SUPERBOWL!?! I HATE THIS HOUSE! I HATE YOUR RULES! AND I HATE YOU! I'm running away! 
obviously i have no sense of humor.
Otherwise, i definitely can't come back to ny to live. But i know i have to come back soon to visit for some reason or another. I really should pay more attention to the things i agree do to. I know i have a cousin getting married in August. But there was something else much sooner than that. Whatever. I'm sure someone will remind me.
Otherwise, you can hitch a ride to N.O. with my friends who are coming to visit at the end of this month. I'll call them up and be like. . . "HEY! Go find this person and take her for a ride." And then you can be really weird and creepy towards everyone the whole ride down, and they cant do anything aboot it.
OR you can just send me your ideas and we'll figure it out from there. Fascist.
obviously i have no sense of humor.
Otherwise, i definitely can't come back to ny to live. But i know i have to come back soon to visit for some reason or another. I really should pay more attention to the things i agree do to. I know i have a cousin getting married in August. But there was something else much sooner than that. Whatever. I'm sure someone will remind me.
Otherwise, you can hitch a ride to N.O. with my friends who are coming to visit at the end of this month. I'll call them up and be like. . . "HEY! Go find this person and take her for a ride." And then you can be really weird and creepy towards everyone the whole ride down, and they cant do anything aboot it.
OR you can just send me your ideas and we'll figure it out from there. Fascist.
evillyn:
Nooooo.
You didn't really have webbed hands.
You didn't really have webbed hands.
bleeding
bleeding
bleeding
clotting
scabbing
peeling
scarrring
little me, wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
I really have stopped breathing. This is fun. Scaramouche!
On the flip side, I can't seem to find my other sock.
But boy do I love this not breathing business.
bleeding
bleeding
clotting
scabbing
peeling
scarrring
little me, wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
I really have stopped breathing. This is fun. Scaramouche!
On the flip side, I can't seem to find my other sock.
But boy do I love this not breathing business.
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visitord:
murder is fun.
tuxy:
You're so rad. Yes, I'll meet you. You're gonna have to be specific about where I should go, though 'cause I'm just a n00b.
I'll email you my number. I'll see you at 4.
I'll email you my number. I'll see you at 4.
It feeds some sordid part of my brain to know that I get absolutely nothing from a situation.
Countdown to zero is such a welcome reason. The bigger gets smaller, the stronger gets weaker, the whole gets hollower, and in one occasional second, someone standing next to me moves an inch closer. We both understand the trespass with compatible dryness. I dont even recognize heat...
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Countdown to zero is such a welcome reason. The bigger gets smaller, the stronger gets weaker, the whole gets hollower, and in one occasional second, someone standing next to me moves an inch closer. We both understand the trespass with compatible dryness. I dont even recognize heat...
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While on the cell phone last night, I accidentally took a picture of my ear. It looks obscene. Ill post it one day, to scare off my suitors.
My friend Alex is, as we speak, saying Off the pig to strangers while serving them pigs-in-a-blanket at an art function. Her arm is raised by default of the tray shes carrying, but the fist is there...
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My friend Alex is, as we speak, saying Off the pig to strangers while serving them pigs-in-a-blanket at an art function. Her arm is raised by default of the tray shes carrying, but the fist is there...
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aspen:
awesome.
rockrboy:
Myspace is pretty annoying, but cause its slow and its down half the time.
First of all. I am in love with Lynzy's set. I love how she's not looking at the camera, how her hair looks dirty, how her nipples aren't ALWAYS hard. How she's got those really old-school socks and shoes and it's not Scoop-"styley" or Victoria's Secret slick, and there weren't five assistants doing the lights to make her look as much as possible like Playboy...
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endedben:
...pong....
Nude pics of whom?.....
Nude pics of whom?.....
rockrboy:
Nice that you're doing a film. Let me know if you need any help.
I'll consider your application of crushee.
What's wrong with my vices?
I'll consider your application of crushee.
What's wrong with my vices?
You know how camels are such tough beasts, they can just go and go without a peep and never get tired?
Until that one straw comes along . . . . .
I'm the camel. And I'm staring at that straw.
I know that's cryptic. To go into detail would take way too much space, time and patience (yours as well as mine). This little...
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Until that one straw comes along . . . . .
I'm the camel. And I'm staring at that straw.
I know that's cryptic. To go into detail would take way too much space, time and patience (yours as well as mine). This little...
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iggy:
I have been feeling a lot like that too lately.....
and yeah i agree with the whole victorias secret thing....
and yeah i agree with the whole victorias secret thing....
visitord:
you and immolation...
UPS brought you the pyre that i Amazon'd you? i'm gonna stop off at the hardware store before i get home and pick up some rope and kerosene.
we can play, "the poking of joan of arc."
i'll take the battery out of the smoke detector this time. sorry.
UPS brought you the pyre that i Amazon'd you? i'm gonna stop off at the hardware store before i get home and pick up some rope and kerosene.
we can play, "the poking of joan of arc."
i'll take the battery out of the smoke detector this time. sorry.