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The shit just keeps piling up. This week I was implicated in the misplacing of a lease which will end up costing the company upwards of twenty-five thousand dollars. Does it matter that I didn't have anything to do with it? Not really. I got thrown under the bus regardless.

Have a nice weekend.

And just like that, life takes me down a peg.

I've gone and done it again! Read my latest review here


Post V-Day questions:

-What is the turnaround time for 86ing Valentine’s cards, or really any cards for that matter? My feeling on the matter is that what was novel yesterday is now clutter today, but I’ve been wrong before.

-It’s probably not an encouraging sign when you give a girl a candy heart that...
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With Valentine's Day only days away I have some words of advice for my fellow men: If a gift seems like a lame idea even to us, that is one horrendously shitty gift. Remember, no matter how proud you are of the gift that you got for her she's always going to be slightly less impressed than you are with the job you've done....
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I finally have a review up for your viewing pleasure. It's maybe not the best example of my work, but fuck it, I haven't posted a review that was for shit in three solid months.

If you should happen to read this Lenore, thanks for the kind remarks. My editor is convinced that I only gave it high marks because I've seen you naked ....
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It is a sad day today. Caught the UFC PPV last night. Randy Couture's match against Vitor Belfort had to be stopped 20 seconds into the first round due to a mean hook from Belfort that tore right through Randy's bottom eyelid. Outcome: Belfort is the new UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion.

Aside from the fact that the main event only lasted about twenty seconds, it was...
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Well, today I was going to unleash my first installment in a series of rants that highmonkey suggested I should publish, but after spending several hours writing and refining it I figured that it just wasn't fit for general consumption. It was a bit too controversial for mixed company and you'll have to excuse me, but I value my time on this site too much...
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Here's a bit of unconventional wisdom from me to you, make of it what you want: There is no problem between two people so insurmountable that it can't be worked out between the two of them together in a locked room with nothing but a phone book and a sock full of silver dollars.

I've been thinking of taking highmonkey's advice and compiling a collection...
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So Im talking with this gal the other day whos a goth and kinda kinky, and as might be expected the topic of conversation comes around to Suicide Girls. Shed heard of it and had even been approached or applied (I dont know the protocol there) but was eventually turned down. If it had ended just there everything would have been copacetic, but no, there...
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So much, and yet so little to talk about...

Today was supposed to be my "performance evaluation". The day came and went and the horrible cunt stood me up. Now, it's bad enough that someone that petty, unprofessional and irresponsible is put in charge of conducting something as important as evaluating someone else's performance, but then not to keep her appointment? Unreal. No telling when...
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