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giant spiders wrapin' people up and suckin vital juices out the brain hole. my ear is killin' me. guns are loud. i fuckin' hate spiders.

go here and watch this

chicago bound. stormtroopers await. pictures will follow. saw mastadon lastnight. they fuckin' rule. sore throat. tired. i guess i can sleep in the car. this is the application all my relatives had to fill out to obtain their DL and i love them all the more for it.


Redneck Drivers License Application


> > Pleeze compleet this paper, best ya can.
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3 days no smoking. throat still hurts from sickness. evil virus..nasty. darkness. rick james dead. probably getting flogged with a giant red hot crack pipe as i speak. where toilet boy? i think i burnt some taste buds on my tounge with this pomegranate juice i be drinkin'.....sin procesar lengueta.


fuck what you like. what would you kill for?

just watched dead or alive and dead or alive 2. dead or alive final is next. you know a movie is cool when the entire storyline is about yakuza gangters....but it's even better when the villan pulls a flaming sphere out of his chest at the end to destroy his enemy and in turn blows up the whole planet...takeshi miike fuckin' rules.

you should choke...
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sittin' @ geekdrivers' house listening to the loot pack..quasimoto crazy ass fucker. about to destroy computer generated limbs and heads on the xbox...it's fuckin' muggy here. land of the lakes...land of shit. i stick a pen in your eye like wow. napoleon dynamite. "what kind of bike is it?" "isa sledgehammer".

dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. this city is afraid of me. i have seen it's true face. the streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the...
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fuck your teeth in. claw hammer your eye sockets. put your body in a pneumatic press. run over you head with a lawn mower. meat hook your ass. cleaver your fingers. punch a hole through your thorax. set your feet on fire. throw you out a helicopter. drink soup out your fuckin' head.


it's good to be home, thanx fuckers.

p.s. - i hamsworded your...
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back from the abyss...escaped with minor 2nd degree burns on shoulders...started smoking again...ate lobster...got offered coke and weed at least 50 times by random guys on the street....got engaged.

home now.

shits goin' alright.

mexico fuckers......mexico.

assembly line killings up 300%. hand weapon bloodbaths are down 17%. machines are taking over..but not like in this piece of crap. i love how hollywood takes a good book and turns it into a festering pile of shit.

put 4 people in a line. shoot 3. this is my solution to save earth. 75% global death = we might have another chance at getting...
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