Passive. Aggressive. Bullshit.
Someone left a container of cat litter on my doorstep with gift ribbons tied to the handle. So, I'm guessing, my cat's been using someone else's yard as a litterbox and that this person has been reading Anne Landers or Dear Abbey or some shit. It's annoying, because I can't control my cat (who can control cats?), I can't keep her inside because I will inevitably kill her, and I'm happy to pick up after her, if I know where to go. Don't pull this on me, it's annoying.
Also, I'm fucking hungry and irritated at the slightest bullshit like this.
EDIT: I am a dumbass. A friend of ours, who is moving to Lawrence, KS, thought it might be silly to haul litter literally halfway across the country. So she left it to us, for our cats. Woops...
Someone left a container of cat litter on my doorstep with gift ribbons tied to the handle. So, I'm guessing, my cat's been using someone else's yard as a litterbox and that this person has been reading Anne Landers or Dear Abbey or some shit. It's annoying, because I can't control my cat (who can control cats?), I can't keep her inside because I will inevitably kill her, and I'm happy to pick up after her, if I know where to go. Don't pull this on me, it's annoying.
Also, I'm fucking hungry and irritated at the slightest bullshit like this.
EDIT: I am a dumbass. A friend of ours, who is moving to Lawrence, KS, thought it might be silly to haul litter literally halfway across the country. So she left it to us, for our cats. Woops...
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browngirl:
i adore the passion in your paranoia though! giggles were had by all.
lizaeth:
Buwhahahahaha! Your paranoid because they are out to get you! 