"A young man inspects an FSU team shirt in the lobby of the Hospitality Center. His parents and sister are coiffed and garbed in Miami fashions. He turns to his sister and says, "I think I'd like to be a Seminoles fan. This is a nice shirt."
His sister punches him in the arm. "Go talk to mom," she says.
He takes the shirt to his mother, who smacks him upside the head. "Go talk to your father," she says.
He takes the shirt to his father, who gives him a smack on the other side to even him out. "No son of mine will EVER wear something like that," he says.
As they leave the store together, the father turns to the son and says, "Did you learn anything today?"
The son rubs his head and says, "Yeah. I've only been a Seminoles fan for 5 minutes, and I hate you guys already."
10 - 7 on a beautiful, breezy day in September. Sorry you had to come all this way for nothing, Miami.
Wine & Culture just gave me the single greatest homework assignment I've ever been given.
Go out tonight and buy a bottle of White Zinfandel. You can try a Beringer if you prefer a dry wine, or a Sutter Home if you like something sweeter. Make it inexpensive. Then go home and drink it with a Big Mac. It MUST be a Big Mac. You may experiment with a quarter pounder or a fish sandwich as well, if you like, but you MUST try the Big Mac. The Secret is in the Sauce. See you on Tuesday.
history will forgive me for skipping classes today. too much to do in preparation for tomorrow.
see you guys in a week.
His sister punches him in the arm. "Go talk to mom," she says.
He takes the shirt to his mother, who smacks him upside the head. "Go talk to your father," she says.
He takes the shirt to his father, who gives him a smack on the other side to even him out. "No son of mine will EVER wear something like that," he says.
As they leave the store together, the father turns to the son and says, "Did you learn anything today?"
The son rubs his head and says, "Yeah. I've only been a Seminoles fan for 5 minutes, and I hate you guys already."
10 - 7 on a beautiful, breezy day in September. Sorry you had to come all this way for nothing, Miami.
Wine & Culture just gave me the single greatest homework assignment I've ever been given.
Go out tonight and buy a bottle of White Zinfandel. You can try a Beringer if you prefer a dry wine, or a Sutter Home if you like something sweeter. Make it inexpensive. Then go home and drink it with a Big Mac. It MUST be a Big Mac. You may experiment with a quarter pounder or a fish sandwich as well, if you like, but you MUST try the Big Mac. The Secret is in the Sauce. See you on Tuesday.
history will forgive me for skipping classes today. too much to do in preparation for tomorrow.
see you guys in a week.
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