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Thanksgiving update. This is gonna be a long one, warning.

I am going to tell you why I am thankful you are my friend, in alphabetical order.

Affinity gets to be first. I'm glad we're friends because she makes me almost piss myself with laughter some of the time, and because she's just generally awesome to have around.

AgentofOblivion.. always good for a cuddle, and to laugh at when he's drunk and can barely do anything except smile. Possibly the happiest drunk I've ever known.. and yet people are intimidated by him..

almostfamous.. still my friend despite my incredible lack of coolness in sorting out meeting up with him while I was in the uk.. sweetheart

Anderswolleck.. because being his friend is like being one step away from johnny depp.. purr....

Arlan, the infamous arlanimal, looks awesome in pants, and can be persuaded to dump his girlfriend on webcam.. how cool is that?..

astarimpaled, my very first friend.. makes silly comments and writes awesome poetry that makes me sad..

Bagz.. takes awesome photos and goes to fantastic places like china, and still owes me artwork in exchange for something I'm gonna do for him sooner or later.. honest !.

benci had the audacity to be too intimidated by me to ask for my friendship, which kinda makes me feel all cool and dorky at the same time, cuz I'm really not all that.. I'm just hella tall.

beware_marc - because everyone needs their own personal chewtoy.

billyfivecrows another poet, writes a lot like I do, and does reiki, which is just cooler than shit..

braddn cuz he's cute and one rockin dj.. and also tall enough for me to lean on successfully..

Cherries one of the sweetest girls ever, and also one who happens to be miss crafty, and can sew anything, which is just awesome.

cousinkevin because everyone needs a random guy around who never goddamn comments!..

Dr_zoidberg one of two horny friends on my list.. any horn player just has to be cool in my book.

elora we adore ya.. cuz yer cute and have great dimples.. and because I can't actually remember what we talked about when we met and neither can she, but she's awesome anyway.. stupid booze :p

err because sgchat wouldn't be the same without being able to bitch at people with err..

evanxylophone because he changes his name every other day, but never changes how he feels about his girl, which gives me hope for the entire male gender.

falkor because he does stupid things with photoshop whilst making money sitting around.. and he has muscles.. :p

fuck because he has the coolest username ever.. it works on so many levels.. you FUCK.

fufuberry because he works even harder than I do.

funkmunky because he's fun to shop with and because he watched me while I slept.

iMtheowl - yet another person I barely know, but hey, the more friends the merrier..

jimmypheenom cuz he's much shorter in person :p

jovia, she of the awesome lips.

jskillz my piercing party pal, only person with an audience as big as mine

JuliusDeane because I will love him till the end of the earth and back, and forever and a day, and because he's the biggest dork on the planet, yet it works for him.

juno106 - there's only one of him and thank god, because we'd all give up trying if there were more than one - it'd be impossible to be cool when you were in a world full of junos.

kapt_dai because he came to an SG event and saw things that corrupted his innocent lil mind, and yet still came and hung out again.

kellyjanice cute and funny, what more could you want?

Kira My favorite suicide girl, bar none. There's not enough words to describe how thankful I am I met this girl, because she's loving, and funny, and awesome, and cute, and a foot shorter than me, and a fantastic cook, and a very caring person, and an expensive date, all rolled into one lil package.. and she has great boobies too.

Kod because he lives a long way away and I dont' understand his name.

LadyK Because she makes boys bleed and she's a librarian to be.. what could be hotter?

Lithium_picnic because anything he points his camera at makes me wanna come.

Littlegirlgod there can never be enough saggitarian amazons in the world.

Luis.. he is pedro.

maytals1 TITSPG forever!.. And she has a hot ass and could be the cooler version of martha stewart..

meldarko because she's funny and cute and comes to places even if she doesn't like them all that much and she should come out more anyway!.

metaleric because there can never be enough guys with hot abs that don't talk too much..

Micah.. he's so funny I want to marry him, despite his woeful househusband skills..

Mistressmissy because she's just awesome and wears tshirts and jeans to events like me

Morbidangel cuz he reads too much and somehow managed to snag an SG to date.. despite his woeful personality.. :p

MrNiceGuy.. because he's just so nice.. and he throws mustard packets at people.

nalar because he's horny as all hell, and he is also a designated chewtoy..

Nave because she has unmatched talents, awesome boobies, and likes saudek..

neoquark because he also never comments on my journal or talks to me at all really

neuroticanne because she needs to make it to an event one of these days..

nevyn because he has termites and way too much sex appeal for his beard..

oblivion because crazy people trust him with things that go boom, and because he's my partner in gibson crime..

oninotaki because he has some mysterious appeal to women that makes no sense to me..

phrougbhouy because everyone needs a gay best friend to dance with, stick needles through them, and invent spurious boyfriends to rescue you from losers..

quasi_sean because his writing makes me want to cry

Redviolet because she's so adorable I want to stick my finger up her ass

Rhanarose because she gets up at the same time I go to bed, thus rendering her lifestyle completely incomprehensible and therefore cool to me.

sandman3030 because everyone needs someone to make southpark parodies of them

shagz because he's incredibly tall and has the cutest girlfriend

Sinjun because he's the only guy I know that wears a skirt

Siren.. the only person who has more man drama without a boyfriend than me

sirwhacksalot because he's the biggest pervert I know.. and because he's making me a custom pair of dildos...

sometimes because her last journal entry made me cry with laughter..

sorcha cuz she dances fantastically and takes care of everyone..

spilledmilk because she's so damn cute on webcam.. especially when she's being bad..

staynedskin because he's a rockin guitarist and I'm his only friend

sunfeather because he's tall, and beautiful, and incredibly disturbingly honest, and because he can write in such a way to make you feel just like he does..

sunghost because he's french, and there aren't enough french people in the world :p

SYH because he is my protector from mutant squirrel alien invaders

Tempest mmmmm candy.. she makes candy.. and cherries covered in chocolate and mmmm.. reading her journal makes you hungry.

Theruiner because he has a massive wang.
Nuff said.

timtv because there aren't enough fire breathers in the world..

tongue_boy.. can always be relied upon for abuse, sarcasm, and whatever else you need, whether it's a hug or someone to listen to you.. or to slap you back down to earth, or to run to the store for the nine million things we usually need.. Pseudoboyfriend extraordinaire..

trilobyte.. unique and funny and a space pirate and I love him dearly.. he needs to come visit..

unique3 such a sweetheart and such a cutie

veganpunk because he eats rocks and grass and looks sad all the time, but manages to pull it off with style..

Vivid because she lives life in technicolor..

Willowmoon because she thinks I'm great, somehow..


Note, I missed out the greyed out people, but I love you all too, I just died writing all of this, and since you probably won't see it if yer grey anyway...

*shrug*

Feel the love. Baby.

Thankful for all of you..Have a good holiday.