this one time alcohol showed up in my home and felt obliged to consume it. so did two of my friends, fresh off a drunken binge night that ended in shreveport, louisiana. we hooked my friend up to my car battery with jumper cables in hopes that he would go back and time and tell people we (the two guys named matt) were coming. it...
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joenobody:
you're a nut.
joenobody:
by the way, best picture ever.
what the hell is going on here. everytime i think of something i start hearing my friend's voice in my head. he is saying that whatever it was i was thinking about "is in my best interest." fuckin weird. and how fake did that flash gordon picture look? hell yeah! i almost got evicted! hell yeah! no no, son. we dont yell "hell yeah" when...
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joenobody:
well, if my song is ghostbusters, your's is crafty by the beastie boys. i know it's about a girl, but you're still damn crafty.
leylei:
well done, bit confused now 
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imonfire:
fall down stairs. practice voodoo. black out a time or two. same old same old. maybe ill come up with a story like joe does.
gravedoll666:
thanks, i feel better!
man im so drunkfeel utterly complete. i just want to wish everyone a happy new years and hope that this upcoming year will be more fulfilling than the last. even if to date last year was the most fulfilling year everyone has had. dont stop. dont peak. every year should be better than the lst. im so drunk but i feel like i hit a...
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allycat_13:
Good answer, boyo!
I smoke every day, but school is about to start up and my rule is only smoke on the weekend. But school doesn't start til the 18th, whoo hoo.
You drink alot too though I see from your pictures.
Damn drunkards!
I smoke every day, but school is about to start up and my rule is only smoke on the weekend. But school doesn't start til the 18th, whoo hoo.
You drink alot too though I see from your pictures.
Damn drunkards!
allycat_13:
Going to be one of the bombarding late registerees.
I hate doing that, sitting there for two hours waiting to register.
Yeah I get up early cause I'm a crossing guard so I'm awake fully for classes. Passing out is pretty bad, I would have been mad at you too, boyo. Not nice to do, he he, j/k.
Take a toke for me, have crossing guard so no smokey smokey til Dominos tonight. I love being a driver, get payed to drive my car, listen to music, and smoke. Good times!!!
I hate doing that, sitting there for two hours waiting to register.
Yeah I get up early cause I'm a crossing guard so I'm awake fully for classes. Passing out is pretty bad, I would have been mad at you too, boyo. Not nice to do, he he, j/k.
Take a toke for me, have crossing guard so no smokey smokey til Dominos tonight. I love being a driver, get payed to drive my car, listen to music, and smoke. Good times!!!
i am anxiously awaiting the end of this year. been the worst year ever. the only thing that seems to fit into the positive category is joining this site. but this year is almost over and i plan on having a much better '05. survived the holidays with cuts and bruises. anybody else get the sensation that your family exists solely to suck the vitality...
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muthermaggie:
why both geri's, ofcourse!! although, the new one is so much hotter....
and here's to a a new and HAPPY new year! i'd raise my glass to it but my arm is still in a sling from the ass whooping this year gave me...
and here's to a a new and HAPPY new year! i'd raise my glass to it but my arm is still in a sling from the ass whooping this year gave me...
allycat_13:
Thank ya, Darling for the b-day wishes.
May New years be fun for yous.
May New years be fun for yous.
i think i need to shave. badly. i grew in a mustache so people would quit telling me i look like bam margera (who i dont resemble in the fuckin least) but with a stache and goatee plus the dark hair people start saying i look like a different celeb. im not saying who b/c some people might say im just glorifying myself even though...
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jessicalea:
um seth green had blue hair in one of the austin powers movies...do you look like him too?
datsun:
^ oh no!!!
i am almost empty after these damn pictures. i dont know what happened but after an hour and a half of editing i was able to get them up. and i assure you all that no harm came to the kitten, Bilbo the Conqueror.
the kitten actually chased me as i was rolling down a hill in that wheelchair (WheelyDan) and clawed its way up...
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the kitten actually chased me as i was rolling down a hill in that wheelchair (WheelyDan) and clawed its way up...
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joenobody:
wheely dan.....bilbo the conquerer.... you're nuts.
gravedoll666:
HUllo, I normally like soy milk myself but if there isn't any I drink milk, and I'm really paticular about my soy milk so yeah. So I'm sitting here in my satan..I mean SANTA hat and wish everyone a merry christmas and happy new years!!! I know it's early but b/c of the time zone I am on I'd probly be wishing you a merry x-mas on the 26th!! 
imonfire:
my lease is almost up
imonfire:
too much drunk
imonfire:
can we guess the inspiration?
i am going to see my brother today. he has a scanner and i shall be using it too place photographs upon the net. beware of what you are about to behold!
joenobody:
you mean porn???
woooo!
damn, if only i had a scanner or digital camera. you'd all be getting an eyeful.
woooo!
damn, if only i had a scanner or digital camera. you'd all be getting an eyeful.
horror_head:
Yeah; Winger soooooo rules! I'm suprised some people on here like them. Good luck with your scanz dude
never ever ever drink the lion's share of a thirty pack of busch light then have to drive your friend to the airport at six thirty in the fucking morning. i hate dfw airport enough as it is but when you have not had the chance to sober up even a little bit and it is that early bad things are on the menu. i...
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leylei:
so are you saying instead of a strip club a pirate club might be more popular
leylei:
i liked the pirate dancing 