And the Winner is...
Best opening line for an album
The High and the Mighty- Home Field Advantage
Was gonna rip out your heart and show it to you/ but homes I couldnt find it
Weirdest opening line for an album
Wilco Yankee Hotel Fox-trot
I am an american aquarium drinker/ I careen down the avenue
Best review of the SpongeBob movie
Mash out Posse
Lil Fame: i fucks wit Sponge bob
Billy Danze: Sponge bob is like the Smurfs, dog, you gotta love it. He got his little homie Mr. Krabs. Hes a crab, but the nigga look like he got lobster claws and shit. Its dope.
LF: They interviewing us about a sponge, nigga!
BD: A sponge wit some square ass pants, and the nigga got arms coming out the sponge.
LF: I watch Sponge Bob with my son. Keeps the little nigga quiet. Definant thumbs up.
Review: 2 guns up
These guys were also the winners of the Most Blasphemous/ Hilarious rap lyrics from my last and the winner is (9/17) with:
Hood Muzik- Lil Fame of M.O.P.-
My nigga B.I.G. told God Throw down some ice for the nicest emcee/ But yo B.I.G., tell God I said nah/ Cause He throws like a bitch/ When He throw it he miss/ The nicest emcee is right hear/ Why the fuck he throw it over there.
Im sorry God but Lil Fame is a funny mother fucker
Its ok, no need to apologize. He is, I should know, I made him. Besides my pitching arm hasnt been the same since the red sea incident.
What?
I dont want to talk about it.
Best Band name
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
runner up
Kill Radio
Best sports/ music moment of 2005
Ashlee Simpson getting booed at the Orange Bowl.
The I wish I didnt know what he was talking about award
Murs- Bad Man
Just because Im a musician she must think Im a Bad man
all alone when she listens and I know what shes wishing but she wont pay attention cause she thinks Im a Bad Man
Imt not as bad as you think cause you had a few drinks I hold your hair out the sink you still think Im a Bad Man
I dont do this all the time you are just that fine get that shit out your mind I am not the Bad Man
The Ouch, Thats Gotta Hurt Award
Consequence Spaceship
I remember having' to take the dollar cab Coming' home real late at night
Standing' on my feet all damn day Trying' to make this thing right
And having' one of my coworkers say "Yo you look just like
This kid I seen in the old Busta Rhymes video the other night"
Well easy come, easy go How that saying' goes
Quencce was the unofficial fourth member of ATCQ in the late nineties. He is also Q-Tips cousins which probably solidified that position. but when they broke up...
All time Ouch Thats Gotta Hurt Award
Prince When you were mine
When you were mine I gave you all of my money
Time after time You done me wrong
It was just like a dream
You let all my friends come over and meet And you were so strange
You didnt have the decency to change the sheets
Cot Damn! I think I dated her once.
Most ironic song
Marvin Gaye- Lets get it on.
Because when you think of a sex song this is the first thing that comes to mind but honestly if you play this for a girl on the first night youd get laughed at. Beside according to Ed Townsen the writer of the song, the song has nothing to do with sex. Its about getting on with life. He held fast to that to his dying day. But Marvin could sing Mary had a little lamb and get a girl to take her pants off.
Runner up
Tony Toni Tone "It never rains in Southern California"
My So-Cal folks know what I'm talking about.
Best Sexual Innuendo
Outkast Ill call before I come
I'll call before I come I won't just pop over, out the blue
I hope that you do too
I'll call before I come I won't just won't pop up over, out the blue
No, after you
Worst sexual innuendo
R. Kelly- Ignition
I wanna take my key and stick it in your ignition.
Murs isnt here to accept his award so Ill be acceping it on his behalf. And since its late at night and I need to go to bed Ill thank the peopl eI thankeed last time:
I want to give shout out to Dolly Pardon, Bob Odenkirk, Paul Oakenfold, My nigga Sren Kierkegaard, my dog walker Timmy, I swear Ill have your money on wednesday, everybody representing Muleshoe, TX! Boney James, Amanda Hugandkiss, thanks for your call. My OBGYN, you have the softest hands. My high school english teacher Mr. Flores for teaching me that there is no such thing as a bad touch. I know Im forgetting someone. Oh, My agent Jerry Maguire. We did it baby! Last but not least I want to thank The Man Upstairs for letting me have his couch even though his wife died on it. I know that was hard to let go. One love to to ilovemycunt for joining my friends list again. Even though I never really got a chance to miss you.
Peace
It's VLO's birthday! jewcy's too. Just in case you can't see the balloons.
Best opening line for an album
The High and the Mighty- Home Field Advantage
Was gonna rip out your heart and show it to you/ but homes I couldnt find it
Weirdest opening line for an album
Wilco Yankee Hotel Fox-trot
I am an american aquarium drinker/ I careen down the avenue
Best review of the SpongeBob movie
Mash out Posse
Lil Fame: i fucks wit Sponge bob
Billy Danze: Sponge bob is like the Smurfs, dog, you gotta love it. He got his little homie Mr. Krabs. Hes a crab, but the nigga look like he got lobster claws and shit. Its dope.
LF: They interviewing us about a sponge, nigga!
BD: A sponge wit some square ass pants, and the nigga got arms coming out the sponge.
LF: I watch Sponge Bob with my son. Keeps the little nigga quiet. Definant thumbs up.
Review: 2 guns up
These guys were also the winners of the Most Blasphemous/ Hilarious rap lyrics from my last and the winner is (9/17) with:
Hood Muzik- Lil Fame of M.O.P.-
My nigga B.I.G. told God Throw down some ice for the nicest emcee/ But yo B.I.G., tell God I said nah/ Cause He throws like a bitch/ When He throw it he miss/ The nicest emcee is right hear/ Why the fuck he throw it over there.
Im sorry God but Lil Fame is a funny mother fucker
Its ok, no need to apologize. He is, I should know, I made him. Besides my pitching arm hasnt been the same since the red sea incident.
What?
I dont want to talk about it.
Best Band name
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
runner up
Kill Radio
Best sports/ music moment of 2005
Ashlee Simpson getting booed at the Orange Bowl.
The I wish I didnt know what he was talking about award
Murs- Bad Man
Just because Im a musician she must think Im a Bad man
all alone when she listens and I know what shes wishing but she wont pay attention cause she thinks Im a Bad Man
Imt not as bad as you think cause you had a few drinks I hold your hair out the sink you still think Im a Bad Man
I dont do this all the time you are just that fine get that shit out your mind I am not the Bad Man
The Ouch, Thats Gotta Hurt Award
Consequence Spaceship
I remember having' to take the dollar cab Coming' home real late at night
Standing' on my feet all damn day Trying' to make this thing right
And having' one of my coworkers say "Yo you look just like
This kid I seen in the old Busta Rhymes video the other night"
Well easy come, easy go How that saying' goes
Quencce was the unofficial fourth member of ATCQ in the late nineties. He is also Q-Tips cousins which probably solidified that position. but when they broke up...
All time Ouch Thats Gotta Hurt Award
Prince When you were mine
When you were mine I gave you all of my money
Time after time You done me wrong
It was just like a dream
You let all my friends come over and meet And you were so strange
You didnt have the decency to change the sheets
Cot Damn! I think I dated her once.
Most ironic song
Marvin Gaye- Lets get it on.
Because when you think of a sex song this is the first thing that comes to mind but honestly if you play this for a girl on the first night youd get laughed at. Beside according to Ed Townsen the writer of the song, the song has nothing to do with sex. Its about getting on with life. He held fast to that to his dying day. But Marvin could sing Mary had a little lamb and get a girl to take her pants off.
Runner up
Tony Toni Tone "It never rains in Southern California"
My So-Cal folks know what I'm talking about.
Best Sexual Innuendo
Outkast Ill call before I come
I'll call before I come I won't just pop over, out the blue
I hope that you do too
I'll call before I come I won't just won't pop up over, out the blue
No, after you
Worst sexual innuendo
R. Kelly- Ignition
I wanna take my key and stick it in your ignition.
Murs isnt here to accept his award so Ill be acceping it on his behalf. And since its late at night and I need to go to bed Ill thank the peopl eI thankeed last time:
I want to give shout out to Dolly Pardon, Bob Odenkirk, Paul Oakenfold, My nigga Sren Kierkegaard, my dog walker Timmy, I swear Ill have your money on wednesday, everybody representing Muleshoe, TX! Boney James, Amanda Hugandkiss, thanks for your call. My OBGYN, you have the softest hands. My high school english teacher Mr. Flores for teaching me that there is no such thing as a bad touch. I know Im forgetting someone. Oh, My agent Jerry Maguire. We did it baby! Last but not least I want to thank The Man Upstairs for letting me have his couch even though his wife died on it. I know that was hard to let go. One love to to ilovemycunt for joining my friends list again. Even though I never really got a chance to miss you.
Peace
It's VLO's birthday! jewcy's too. Just in case you can't see the balloons.
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Well as matter of fact, I'm very into this song, "feelin' you in stereo" from the CD of "unfinished businees" by R kelly and Jay-Z -- whut a great song to get it on with a hottie...
yes... yes this is true.