Most people make resolutions to improve their lives while drunk on New Year's Eve. Personally, I don't get that particular inspiration until my first squat on the morning after the Superbowl.
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mistress_:
Aren't you just the sweetest!
I had to tell one of my clients that a family member of his passed away today. I broke the rules and gave the kid a hug, and as I was doing so I wondered if I needed to report myself to the abuse hotline. If charged I plan on claiming disability; my condition as a human being forced me into the offendsive action.
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messyjessy:
I loves me some Thierry Henry!!! Best striker in the game in my opinion...
abevigoda:
That singer/songwriter is Leah Carlson and unfortunately there are no upcoming gigs. Probably because I can't get my shit together and finish her web site. If I had finished it when I said I would, I'm sure the promoters would be banging down her door. Evidently I suck. (she didn't say this, I did, we're great friends.)
Humanity is good. I'd have done the same thing in your situation.
Humanity is good. I'd have done the same thing in your situation.
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mistress_:
I like your new occupation. It reminds me of my "eighth level of hell" theory!
Hope all is well in your world.
Hope all is well in your world.
mistress_:
and, BTW, I can "Meh" anything that I'm not invited to!
So there!
So there!
abevigoda:
Sounds like a good way to spend New Years Day. Too bad the game won't mean anything, though it's always fun to watch the Pat's smack Miami around. It would also be nice to run the table in the division.
Have fun.
Have fun.
mistress_:
Meh.
Hope you had fun.
Hope you had fun.
There really are some nice people out there. A very cute saleswoman whose name was something like Mandari hooked me up beyond belief at the Guitar Center in Warwick. I mentioned that I was shopping on a strict budget for a charitable cause and she spent a great deal of time, effort and price finagleing to make something happen.
I've also discovered that the drug...
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I've also discovered that the drug...
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lakuna:
hola muchacho
claudiajean:
A bit belated, but nice meeting you too! Hope your holidays were good. Maybe we can meet up again!
I saw Mario Van Peebles at a jazz club Friday night. I wanted to say "hi" but I drew a blank on his career other than "Solo" and I figured he'd probably think I'm insane if I praised him for that work.
Those of you concerned by what HDTV does to celebrities should know that Mario is actually more handsome in person, if that's even...
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Those of you concerned by what HDTV does to celebrities should know that Mario is actually more handsome in person, if that's even...
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mistress_:
So you're NOT going to the Sic-A-Billys?
Don't stand near me. I had a positive experience at the DMV yesterday, and the universe should be seeking balance shortly. Everyone in Providence should be on the lookout for falling satellites and holes opening in the ground on the east side.
I was blessed with having a slightly unusual name and it has caused me all sorts of headaches since 9/11. No, I don't...
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I was blessed with having a slightly unusual name and it has caused me all sorts of headaches since 9/11. No, I don't...
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When I wake up early in the morning,
Lift my head, Im still yawning.
When Im in the middle of a dream,
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream),
Please dont wake me, no, dont shake me,
Leave me where I am, Im only sleeping.
Everybody seems to think Im lazy.
I dont mind, I think theyre crazy
Running everywhere at such a...
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Lift my head, Im still yawning.
When Im in the middle of a dream,
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream),
Please dont wake me, no, dont shake me,
Leave me where I am, Im only sleeping.
Everybody seems to think Im lazy.
I dont mind, I think theyre crazy
Running everywhere at such a...
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if:
So does any less-than-positive comment about the sets in their thread result in an automatic zot? Because the drinking and driving set that debuted today is bugging me, so I might not be around for much longer...
jivefree:
I'd like to put this on my outgoing voice mail message for people to hear when they call to wake me up.. 
Want to know why social workers all seem so burned out? Right now, my top 2 reasons are:
1. There's so little respect or cash offered to social workers that a lot of people who shouldn't be allowed to tie their own shoes find themselves in positions of what often seems like incredible power over people's lives, and those of us who don't have our...
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1. There's so little respect or cash offered to social workers that a lot of people who shouldn't be allowed to tie their own shoes find themselves in positions of what often seems like incredible power over people's lives, and those of us who don't have our...
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if:
Huh. I thought I was making a new entry but apparently I just changed the old one. I'm leaving it, it's not like the old one was interesting anyways.
mistress_:
Well, I thought it was interesting! 