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I just punched some old homeless guy in the chest.

I was sitting at a red light and having difficulty lighting up a smoke. I ducked down to avoid the wind, and when I sat up some guy was halfway climbing into my window! I figured I was being car-jacked so I gave him a hard left jab which knocked him back a few steps and hit the gas. I looked in the mirror to see if he got hit by traffic, and it turns out he was one of the homeless guys that always hits people up for spare change.

I felt a tinge of regret, but fuck 'em, he should expect to get hit if he's crawling in my window, right?