Dear Suicide Girl World:
I've been gone for a while, but I have missed you, your wry humor, your hot nakedness, your electronic flirtations.
And I asked myself, last night, as I pried open the musty mattress in the couch of the lobby of my office (yes, OFFICE) to sleep in my suit slacks, Oxford shirt and -- I shit you not -- LOAFERS, for a mere two hours before waking up -- the foul sound of my iPhone alarm at 4 a.m. -- to finish motion papers to deliver to a merciless judge at 9:30 in Jamaica Queens, I asked: Why did I become a lawyer?
I shoulda done like my contemporaries and pursued a graphic design degree. Or computer science. A teacher! I shoulda stayed a journalist.
I was a bartender once. I had FUN!
I used to think I wanted to be an intellectual.
But now, I just want to rock.
That. Is. All.
I've been gone for a while, but I have missed you, your wry humor, your hot nakedness, your electronic flirtations.
And I asked myself, last night, as I pried open the musty mattress in the couch of the lobby of my office (yes, OFFICE) to sleep in my suit slacks, Oxford shirt and -- I shit you not -- LOAFERS, for a mere two hours before waking up -- the foul sound of my iPhone alarm at 4 a.m. -- to finish motion papers to deliver to a merciless judge at 9:30 in Jamaica Queens, I asked: Why did I become a lawyer?
I shoulda done like my contemporaries and pursued a graphic design degree. Or computer science. A teacher! I shoulda stayed a journalist.
I was a bartender once. I had FUN!
I used to think I wanted to be an intellectual.
But now, I just want to rock.
That. Is. All.
sweetkc:
Haha...I feel the same sometimes. I miss waitressing. I had so much fun at work. Now I work with a bunch of complainers all day. I miss my fun jobs!!!