Thursday Jun 17, 2010

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Just returned from an amazing birthday weekend in my hometown of Atlanta.

I did this: (1) Drink (2) give multiple high-fives to old friends (including Brent Hinds from Mastodon!!!) (3) eat

I did NOT do this: Sleep.

Now, I am 35 years old. Emphasis on the "old"


mitska:

You're NOT old!!!! You're just having a good time!! biggrinbiggrin *high-five*

Glad I can make you laugh or cry, depending on how you look at it. winkbiggrinbiggrinkiss

mitska:

It should be a fun show!! Can't wait!! biggrin Ready to get your ass whipped by a girl?? wink kiss

Tuesday May 25, 2010

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I went fishing with some friends last weekend.

Came home with a 36-inch striped bass (twss), and this joke:

Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass... I was kidding about the wheels.


stcyr:

I didn't know y'all had fish in New York. Good luck on the trial, and I'd definitely go with the seersucker.

It's nice to see another tattooed lawyer with a sense of humor around here.

mitska:

Lol! I had no idea you had a Samantha in you! biggrin

Thank you SO much, I'm glad you liked my tribute set. The whole album kicks ass musically and artistically!! Makes me wanna dance every time! biggrin

xoxoxox
M kisskiss

Tuesday May 25, 2010

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Just got word: I pick a jury Monday for trial.

Time to decide if I want to be one of those quirky lawyers who dress like a cowboy.

As someone who grew up in Atlanta, I'm thinking I should pay homage to my southern roots in seersucker.

File this one under stoked/terrified.

Wednesday Apr 28, 2010

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I'm a bad tagger.

I'm banned for tagging for three months. BANNED! Like 2LiveCrew. BANNED! Like The Dead Kennedys. BANNED! Like George Carlin (RIP).

But apparently not as cool.

The rule is: Tagging should not be obvious or too common to be distinguishing (e.g. feet ... most people have those, or "beautiful" ... most ladies here are). Fair enough. Then the rules get kind...
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mitska:

Bummer! I think your original tags were creative, complimentary, and tasteful. Oh well, three months will go by fast.

*Pondering quote*

alie_lynn:

I would be flattered if someone told me I had an ass that could start a war! Damn it! No worries three months will fly by and give you plenty of time to think of even better tags! smile

Friday Apr 23, 2010

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Dear Suicide Girl World:

I've been gone for a while, but I have missed you, your wry humor, your hot nakedness, your electronic flirtations.


And I asked myself, last night, as I pried open the musty mattress in the couch of the lobby of my office (yes, OFFICE) to sleep in my suit slacks, Oxford shirt and -- I shit you not -- LOAFERS, for a...
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sweetkc:

Haha...I feel the same sometimes. I miss waitressing. I had so much fun at work. Now I work with a bunch of complainers all day. I miss my fun jobs!!!

Friday Feb 12, 2010

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Tonight's gonna be a good night::

Band practice followed by punk rock/heavy metal karaoke with a live band.

DON'T MAKE ME SING! YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME SING, ARE YA?

and please:

DON'T MAKE ME DANCE!
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pia:

hi ! smile

priscila:

hii!
thank you for your comment on my set "Let love Be"kisskiss

Thursday Feb 04, 2010

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The Turkish and Russian Bathhouse on 10th Street, where I met a friend last night, is a lot less gay than it sounds...

Well, we did strip down to our underwear, hang out in dark rooms, get really, really sweaty, and let some Turkish guy give us a "Palatsa" (spelled phonetically), which is basically a massage that involves beating you about your torso with sticks...
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mitska:

So gay, but hey, at least you had a good time AND you lost some weight! winkbiggrinkiss

mitska:

YES!! Gay sweat fest here I come!! biggrinbiggrin

Wednesday Feb 03, 2010

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Jonathan Lethem's "Chronic City" is a thing of beauty.

Monday Feb 01, 2010

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A sudden and unexpected move to a new place has left me longing for my beloved Brooklyn. (To be clear, Brooklyn the borough, though the the lovely Brooklyn is beloved by us all no less).

I am back in Manhattan, the 6 train to Harlem links me from my office perched above the Museum of Sex to my new digs in a high rise in...
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jena:

Oh...we should talk, it seems like you wanna. I actually have specific questions.

My very first Tweet referenced the Jagger affliction except I noted that in these modern times, it's called the no pussy blues.

wink

jena:

At some point I require a more lasting visual than a Taco Bell carpet or whatever it was that is now hurting my brain. Thank you. kiss

Monday Jan 25, 2010

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I am a lapsed vegan. Loooooooooooooong lapsed. But sometimes I miss aspects of the vegan life.

For example, one of my favorite memories of the time when I gave up eating meat and dairy wasn't so much the excellent, clean, and light feeling that I felt, but, rather, the meat-eating guilt dreams.

Give up any vice, and a sure as you can say "paging...
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mitska:

I don't eat meat (only chicken RARELY), but I do eat dairy. I feel much better when I am meat-free. That sounds like a crazy dream! eeek

Btw, Peter Murphy is awesome! I've seen him several time live (once with Bauhaus, a couple of times solo, and twice with NIN). Holy crap, he's awesome! biggrinbiggrin

Thursday Jan 21, 2010

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When I was little, my parents weren't much for cooking, so we ate out ... A LOT. Mostly places my mom called "sit down" restaurants, which meant table service, as opposed to "burger joint" which referred to everything from McDonald's to Taco Bell, which didn't actually have burgers.

My mom, who had chronic verbal diarrhea, and a deep, Southern drawl, insisted on ordering...
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danydarko:

Oh my god ur fuckin great! I miss ur face.....

alie_lynn:

Wow! And to think all these years, I thought my mom was the most embarrassing. You totally win! Though I would love to witness this in person. My mom's favorite thing to do when we eat out is that if I get carded for a drink she goes "Can you believe she is over 30?! Do you want to see my ID?" It's like she's bragging or something. It cracks me up! smile

Thursday Jan 21, 2010

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"walking along down the avenue of the americas. two eyes and a head following two arms and legs that are diggin' a snow angel in the air."

-Moss Icon

They don't make 'em like the used to ...