In honor of the holidays, please enjoy haikus about food excess:
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
Mother overfeeds
Half ton son loses control
Burgers bring no joy
Your turn. Gimme some of that 5-7-5...
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
Mother overfeeds
Half ton son loses control
Burgers bring no joy
Your turn. Gimme some of that 5-7-5...
made with a stick of butter
killed uncle ted dead
Should be a D felony
No freedom for life