It has been said that the last words preceding most premature deaths in Alabama are: "Watch this."
This weekend, I brought Dixie north.
Far from dead but close to stupid, I cracked a rib last week in a drunken effort to "superman" by balancing my torso on a narrow half-wall thingy that divides my kitchen from living room. My back was bowed, legs curved upward, arms outstretched in old-timey-in-front-of-the-blue-screen heroic form. Rolling into a triumphant turn to my right simulating a victorious dive, I heard (and felt) a *POP*.
Pain ensued then subsided. Until, the next morning when a friend thought it would be "hilarious" to body slam me. She made the face of a wrestler, crossed my body, and came down on me with all her weight. Another *POP* in the same spot.
I yelped like a scalded dog. My current state: Breathing hurts. Laughing must be curtailed. Sneezing is excruciating.
Eff em el, fuck my life.
Love,
Me
This weekend, I brought Dixie north.
Far from dead but close to stupid, I cracked a rib last week in a drunken effort to "superman" by balancing my torso on a narrow half-wall thingy that divides my kitchen from living room. My back was bowed, legs curved upward, arms outstretched in old-timey-in-front-of-the-blue-screen heroic form. Rolling into a triumphant turn to my right simulating a victorious dive, I heard (and felt) a *POP*.
Pain ensued then subsided. Until, the next morning when a friend thought it would be "hilarious" to body slam me. She made the face of a wrestler, crossed my body, and came down on me with all her weight. Another *POP* in the same spot.
I yelped like a scalded dog. My current state: Breathing hurts. Laughing must be curtailed. Sneezing is excruciating.
Eff em el, fuck my life.
Love,
Me
Would have loved to have seen the superman pose though
Hope you feel better soon...but you probably wont, think ribs take a few months to heal
Gentle hug
Trilby
But a quite like this bloke so fingers crossed