One. Single. Plop.
Throw everything away. That's what I try to keep reminding myself. That number bib from that race I got thousandth place in, that probably won't carry a high price when they auction off my personal effects to my adoring fans and sycophants at the end of my life.
That stupid paper turkey I made during the Thanksgiving themed art class by tracing my pudgy hand on construction paper in 1983? It's still really ugly and its face looks like it was drawn by a left-handed, dyslexic five-year-old who was trying use his right hand. Definitely not my best work. Toss that shit.
Going through my stuff after moving to the better borough of Brooklyn I'm beginning to realize: I have a lot of shitty things that I've been carrying around for far too long.
A move should be a time to wipe the slate clean. Come to think of it, I've been schlepping that same old slate around for far too long. I'm getting rid of that fucker too.
Throw everything away. That's what I try to keep reminding myself. That number bib from that race I got thousandth place in, that probably won't carry a high price when they auction off my personal effects to my adoring fans and sycophants at the end of my life.
That stupid paper turkey I made during the Thanksgiving themed art class by tracing my pudgy hand on construction paper in 1983? It's still really ugly and its face looks like it was drawn by a left-handed, dyslexic five-year-old who was trying use his right hand. Definitely not my best work. Toss that shit.
Going through my stuff after moving to the better borough of Brooklyn I'm beginning to realize: I have a lot of shitty things that I've been carrying around for far too long.
A move should be a time to wipe the slate clean. Come to think of it, I've been schlepping that same old slate around for far too long. I'm getting rid of that fucker too.
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Brooklyn's the better borough than what? Staten Island?