FROM THE FUTURE LAWYERS OF AMERICA FILES
Below, I have pasted a G-chat exchange between two of my brilliant classmates. It is an important discussion about the merits of various Seasame Street characters and Muppets.
I removed the names associated with these genius theories to protect them from the sex-crazed mobs of Sycophants who will surely seek out their minds and bodies once this hits the streets.
SOMEBODY A wrote:
Hi.
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Hi.
SOMEBODY A wrote:
Telly, or Snuffy?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Snuffy. Snuffy or Slimy?
SOMEBODY A wrote:
Snuffy. Count or Kermit?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Kermit. Piggy or Gonzo?
SOMEBODY A wrote:
GONZO all the way. Ralph or Fozzy?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Ralph. Two-headed monster what spells words or the the typewriter
that goes new nee new nee new.
SOMEBODY A wrote:
I dissent...Fozzie is SO neurotic it makes me love him.
Two headed monsters always prevail. Grover or Bird?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Soooooooooooooop - er Grover. Bird is so emo. If he wore shoes he
would be staring at them all the time.
Below, I have pasted a G-chat exchange between two of my brilliant classmates. It is an important discussion about the merits of various Seasame Street characters and Muppets.
I removed the names associated with these genius theories to protect them from the sex-crazed mobs of Sycophants who will surely seek out their minds and bodies once this hits the streets.
SOMEBODY A wrote:
Hi.
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Hi.
SOMEBODY A wrote:
Telly, or Snuffy?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Snuffy. Snuffy or Slimy?
SOMEBODY A wrote:
Snuffy. Count or Kermit?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Kermit. Piggy or Gonzo?
SOMEBODY A wrote:
GONZO all the way. Ralph or Fozzy?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Ralph. Two-headed monster what spells words or the the typewriter
that goes new nee new nee new.
SOMEBODY A wrote:
I dissent...Fozzie is SO neurotic it makes me love him.
Two headed monsters always prevail. Grover or Bird?
SOMEBODY J wrote:
Soooooooooooooop - er Grover. Bird is so emo. If he wore shoes he
would be staring at them all the time.