iambecomedeath

Tsgt John W Hillen of the USAF HAs a plan that will kill of our problems with one stone.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant craoosing the border, hand him/her a canteen, rifle,some ammo and ship them to Iraq. Tell them if they want to live in America then they must serve a tour in...
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Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break...
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Another day, another dollar, another bill collecting caller.
Disillusioned, let down, cause all my heroes are junkies now.
I've been down this road, in the end it's all the same,
another day I'm getting older, another day nothing has changed.
I've been down this road, I'm wrong when I know I'm right,
hard pressed to make it better, but I got no will to fight....
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Soundtrack to my life!!!!

1. Opening Credits:
Holst - Mars, Bringer of War

2. Waking Up:
Pantera - Use my Third Arm

3. Average Day:
Shinedown - .45

4. First Date:
BIlly Joel - The Stranger

5. Falling In Love:
Disturbed - The Game

6. Love Scene:
Cannibal Corpse - Stripped Raped and Strangled

7. Fight Scene:
Slayer - Payback

8. Breaking up:
Harry Nilsson...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT because Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and...
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!

Ok as some of you know I was going as Burton's Willy Wonka for Halloween and here are a couple not so good pictures of me in full Wonka gear enjoy



And there you have it I'm no good at taking pictures so thats the best I have.

I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece. I thought this was odd since they are normally a couple thousand apiece. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth, so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name...
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I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt

I...
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Nothing new to really update with. Shits been kinda boring here Just been watching alot of movies. Heres a list of one you all should check out.

Ong Bok- really awesome martial arts movie
Kingdom of Heaven- great movie about the Crusades
Unleashed- Jet Li = kick ass in this movie
Constantine- very good movie despite having Keanu in it

Thats all I can think...
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The next time you are having a bad day imagine this:
You're a siamese twin
Your brother, attached at the shoulder is gay
You are not gay
He has a date coming over tonite
You only have one ass.

I hate my job. Not like most people hate their jobs but my hate is starting to overflow into homicidal tendancies with a light sprinkling of narssasitic rage. I really need to get away from it for a while 1 or 2 days here and there are not enough to settle the feelings of pure hatred anymore........