Why whiskey is bettern wimmen:
10 Its readily available.
20 It has no headache. Not to say it wont give ya one, just like a woman will... but whatever.
30 It wont stand you up.
40 It always satisfies.
50 Its probably better if your whiskey doesnt have big jugs.
60 Is actually better with coke.
70 Goes down smooth, with no complaints.
80 No burning when you pee the next day.
90 Always intoxicating.
100 pour=more; GOTO 10
Am I wrong? Seriously.
kthxbye
10 Its readily available.
20 It has no headache. Not to say it wont give ya one, just like a woman will... but whatever.
30 It wont stand you up.
40 It always satisfies.
50 Its probably better if your whiskey doesnt have big jugs.
60 Is actually better with coke.
70 Goes down smooth, with no complaints.
80 No burning when you pee the next day.
90 Always intoxicating.
100 pour=more; GOTO 10
Am I wrong? Seriously.
kthxbye
merry christmas!<33