1
Whats with all these young girls? Im starting to feel like a dirty old man, and Im only 32. Fuck. Only? Godammit! I AM a dirty old man. Well... I suppose I can take solace in the fact that I can still remember the days when 18 year olds were older women. shocked
veronika:
I'll be turning 29 this Thursday smile
1
elipsis:
those are my boobs! haha...

merry christmas!<33
1
Dating tips. I need some, cause Im pretty much a dweebosaurus when it comes to women. I know Im not completely repugnant to them, because most of my friends happen to be female. And sometimes even, they smile at me. Its just that... Youre beautiful, lets get coffee doesnt seem to get me very far. Maybe theyre smiling for the wrong reason?

But whatever. Its...
Read More

Me

 1
hungry_freak:
Dude, you rock. Like totally. smile
hungry_freak:
Your crooked ass nose is super sexy. You musta totally got fucked up in some bar brawl or somethin. OK, maybe it wasn't a bar brawl but I bet you got fucked up in a bar a coupla times I bet. OK more than a couple.