Ever have one of those "Quantum Leap" moments, where you suddenly find yourself in a situation that you have no idea how you got yourself into?
Imagine, if you will, standing not more than two feet from a hooker's freshly dead corpse...her glazed eyes still partially open, her swollen tounge extruding from her mouth, the tips of her fingers white from lack of blood flow....
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Imagine, if you will, standing not more than two feet from a hooker's freshly dead corpse...her glazed eyes still partially open, her swollen tounge extruding from her mouth, the tips of her fingers white from lack of blood flow....
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Confucius say:
The best way to prepare for the 4th is to buy a fifth on the 3rd.
Well ladies and gentlemen, another Independence Day has come and gone. I trust everyone honored our country proudly. What better way to celebrate our great nation's ability to independently govern itself than by drinking beer and playing with explosives?
The greatest part about the 4th of July...
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The best way to prepare for the 4th is to buy a fifth on the 3rd.
Well ladies and gentlemen, another Independence Day has come and gone. I trust everyone honored our country proudly. What better way to celebrate our great nation's ability to independently govern itself than by drinking beer and playing with explosives?
The greatest part about the 4th of July...
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xanaxboy:
Sounds like an activist. You rock bro! See ya Saturday! 
corsetqueen:
thanks for the greeting! chippered my weary bones to the core to know i'm missed in some way.
how's sunny southern california and all my favorite frolicking individuals?
how's sunny southern california and all my favorite frolicking individuals?
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dharmabox:
i actually look foward to getting snail mail but then again i think i am a little bit of a masochist! 
cherrybomb00:
that is some serious shitty mail. I haven't gone through all my piled up mail yet from when I was gone in paradise. I still want to be on vacation and need to get down to business again.
Haven't updated my journal in what feels like forever.
Things have been miserable and stressful lately....I'm having problems in nearly every aspect of my life: financial, romantic, friendships, medical, dental, my job...you name it, and it's probably biting my ass as we speak. Hard too.
Because of all this built-up crap and stress, it was really great to blow off some steam at the Pimps...
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Things have been miserable and stressful lately....I'm having problems in nearly every aspect of my life: financial, romantic, friendships, medical, dental, my job...you name it, and it's probably biting my ass as we speak. Hard too.
Because of all this built-up crap and stress, it was really great to blow off some steam at the Pimps...
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jeffreylebowski:
hey man. good to see you, as always. i didn't get to try one of your mystery concoctions. next time.
i feel you, I'm also on the "life is fully kicking my ass" program, right now. muthertruckin' A. can i get a break over here?! i wish you the best dude, in all that trouble, i hope you come out on top. what doesn't kill you, definitely makes you stronger. but i'd just like to skip the whole "doesn't kill me" part and go straight to the "stronger" part. yaknamean?
take er easy.
- the dude that listens to "song of the whale" in the bath.
i feel you, I'm also on the "life is fully kicking my ass" program, right now. muthertruckin' A. can i get a break over here?! i wish you the best dude, in all that trouble, i hope you come out on top. what doesn't kill you, definitely makes you stronger. but i'd just like to skip the whole "doesn't kill me" part and go straight to the "stronger" part. yaknamean?
take er easy.
- the dude that listens to "song of the whale" in the bath.
argos:
god forbid one might stack a slime.
Time for a morality check-up! How is your afterlife looking?
The seven deadly sins:
PRIDE/VANITY - Guilty! I spend more time looking in the mirror than most women I know.
ENVY - Who doesn't know somone that has something they want?
GLUTTONY - I live in excess, sure, but as far as literally consuming food? Nah...I exercise more and eat less these days. I'm losing...
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The seven deadly sins:
PRIDE/VANITY - Guilty! I spend more time looking in the mirror than most women I know.
ENVY - Who doesn't know somone that has something they want?
GLUTTONY - I live in excess, sure, but as far as literally consuming food? Nah...I exercise more and eat less these days. I'm losing...
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rojo:
i agree - i've smoked a lot of quality mota on the islands. and the last time i was on maui, a local pulled up along side of our car with a big smile on his face and an even bigger pot plant in his lap, and asked us if we wanted to buy the plant. we declined, but were nonetheless thoroughly amused.
elicit77:
LUST, ANGER/WRATH, GREED: I'm guilty. I'm already going to hell, fuck it. I wasn't always this way until I turned 13 then shit started going down hill with the LUST, ANGER/WRATH, GREED thing. But I do think, I have refined all those things to perfection. 
Are flags STILL as half-mast over Reagan? I was hoping to be rid of the guy once he passed, but he's managing to bother me even more from beyond the grave. Not only were post offices closed on Friday just to piss me off and cause me trouble, but the fucking VA hospital decided to close too (despite the fact that I had an appointment...
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mineux:
You know, some flags are still half assed.. i mean mast about Regan, and some arent. I think there is some tradition about the flags flying half for a certain period of time. Btw, did ANYONE notice that it was 10 years ago this May/June that NIXON died? I was in DC when the flags were half mast all around the Washington Monument. It was neat... in a creepy morbid sort of way...
xanaxboy:
Although I'm sorry for Reagan's illness and the effect on his family... tragic and sad. But he sucked as a governor; and as President? Can you say "Iran-Contra"? Winning the Cold War? Give me a fucking break!
[Edited on Jun 18, 2004 5:58AM]
[Edited on Jun 18, 2004 5:58AM]
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torque:
Thanks for helping me fill up my comments ... and yes, I'm a fire dancer, among other kinds of dance (modern, tap, jazz, Israeli, African, etc. etc.) Fun fun fun.
cherrybomb00:
interesting analysis of my dream. could be true. its work getting into my brain as i sleep and tormenting me.
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Suggested soundtrack:
The Beatles - Daytripper
Type O Negative - Day Tripper
Filter & The Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do
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Thursday marked the inaugural meeting of theSG Pirates, and what a trip it was!
I barely can recollect anything at all. That's how I know I had a good time.
My face hurts from so much laughing and smiling....
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Suggested soundtrack:
The Beatles - Daytripper
Type O Negative - Day Tripper
Filter & The Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do
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Thursday marked the inaugural meeting of the
SG Pirates, and what a trip it was!
I barely can recollect anything at all. That's how I know I had a good time.
My face hurts from so much laughing and smiling....
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dharmabox:
sounds like a fucking blast! going back to work yup i think you will hear a collective aw shit to that one!
xanaxboy:
Heard about the pirates initiation--pretty steep dues, but worth it. 
Saturday night involved a trip to a kick-ass party at the house of Ilya, a long time member on the sly now going public. SGLA beware!
I eventually wound up at Troublemaker's to discuss future piratical plans for later in the week.... 
ARR!!
[Insert lots of work & sleep]
The weekend culminated with a rendevouz with my favorite victim, Rojo. Taking separate...
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I eventually wound up at Troublemaker's to discuss future piratical plans for later in the week....
ARR!!
[Insert lots of work & sleep]
The weekend culminated with a rendevouz with my favorite victim, Rojo. Taking separate...
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jujubee:
I'll tell you over drinks.... you're buying. ha ha ha
ha ha ha
kaliegh:
no luck yet. 
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mineux:
Tee hee. Im alive and un-arrested. Your call when straight to voicemail, buggar signal.
Btw, at the Phucket-Thai in Bellmont Shores, they have signs posted all over that say "please pronounce Phucket "Pooh-ket" as other ways of pronouncing it will have you removed from the resteraunt. Assholes... they wouldent make Tshirts if they didnt want the double entendre!
Btw, at the Phucket-Thai in Bellmont Shores, they have signs posted all over that say "please pronounce Phucket "Pooh-ket" as other ways of pronouncing it will have you removed from the resteraunt. Assholes... they wouldent make Tshirts if they didnt want the double entendre!
unknowntrigram:
Wow... I would totally go. Where is it?
By the way, it's kind of ironic because my girlfriend (up until a few days ago) is from near Lawndale CA