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I'll be done with school in less than a month. At that time, I will also celebrate a birthday that ends in the number five and start looking for a job befitting a woman of my advanced schooling, cynical attitude and specific skill set. It will be shitloads of fun, I tell you. Maybe I'll move back to my homeland, maybe I'll...
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desdenova:
Or.... You can go to Rhode Island with a certain monster that we both know.
jeffreylebowski:
congrats on finishing up, you. good luck with whichever multinational media conglomerate you end up being hired by. (did i say that outloud?). i know you'll do good things.
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On a lighter note...the media only kinda messed up.

My Palestinian prophecy:
The West Coast and Northeast secede, but remain one unified (albeit physically divided) nation. When the "other America" picks on us and abuses us, the international community will raise a ruckus. Plus, without California and New York, the "other America's" economy will be pretty stagnant.

The values, and grand hopes, this...
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mobprod:
That looks like a great performance, but my stupid TV show got cancelled, and I must freeze my assets for survival only. Bleah.
scopitone6248:
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It's not a tumor, but it's still there.
I can drive.
I will have no days off this week. Bye.
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troublemaker:
rojo:
well that's sure as fuck good news. hope you're feeling well.

sunday...yes...we're on...let the queer quarantine continue....
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Sorry guy at American Apparel, but I'm not going to try on those booty shorts you handed me.

If I'm going to show off my ass, I'm going to do it in a skirt.

I'm excited for somebody's birthday.

There are so many birthdays coming up.

Fourth row seats for the Pixies within walking distance from my house? Sweet.

Dude.
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bean:
Gah! I totally missed out on the tickets. Oh well, at least I'm going to Curiosa. smile
jj_r0x0rz:
birthday's are badass biggrin yay for everyone and their birthdays! mmmm boooty shorts....if only i could fit into them ...
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Vomiting bile up your recently surgerized throat sucks ass.

I take back everything I said yesterday.

*UPDATE*
Right after my surgery, my cat seemed really excited to have me around all the time.
Now that it has been almost a week, I believe he thinks I am a total loser. He'll get on the bed, meow at my face and look at me as...
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surlyclown:
I hope you are feeling better. I threw up too after I had my tonsils out too. I was 6.

About a week after I had them out I ate an entire bag of BBQ potato chips. Apparently this was highly ill-advised, but I suffered no long lasting effects...that I'm aware of.
twwly:
Thanks for your input to my hair dilemma!