DO YOU SNORE? EAT SHIIIIIT AND DIIIEEEE!!!
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA TASTES LIKE MESCALINE
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I WANT TO CUT YOUR EYEBALLS INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON MY SUSHI
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS HORRIBLE IN THE SACK
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? YOU SMELL LIKE DICK CHENEY'S CHODE
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? YOUR PENIS LOOKS LIKE MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER DOING THE MAMBO
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY I LIT YOUR CAR ON FIRE WITH YOUR DOG IN IT
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I WIPED MY ASS WITH A RAZOR BLADE AND STUCK IT IN YOUR APPLE
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? JOIN THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
IS BARBIE SEXY? YOUR TITS GIVE ME DYSENTERY
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? IF YOU WERE A CONDIMENT YOU'D BE A BIG JAR OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? I'D LOVE YOU BETTER IF YOU'D LET ME CUT YOUR ARM OFF
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? I WANT TO DRINK A GALLON OF MILK AND PUKE IT ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE PILLOW
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? YOUR ASSHOLE HAS TEETH
CAN YOU SWIM? YOUR TOES ARE TOO LONG
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I CUT OFF MY MIDDLE FINGER AND COOKED IT IN THAT SOUP YOU'RE EATING
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? HOW MANY BLOWS TO THE HEAD WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO LIKE YOU
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? A-B-C DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND BECOME DEAF AND MUTE
I HAVE LOST INTEREST AND DELETED THE REST OF THIS QUESTIONNAIRE.
p.s., what's you favorite color? Mine's green.
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA TASTES LIKE MESCALINE
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I WANT TO CUT YOUR EYEBALLS INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON MY SUSHI
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS HORRIBLE IN THE SACK
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? YOU SMELL LIKE DICK CHENEY'S CHODE
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? YOUR PENIS LOOKS LIKE MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER DOING THE MAMBO
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY I LIT YOUR CAR ON FIRE WITH YOUR DOG IN IT
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I WIPED MY ASS WITH A RAZOR BLADE AND STUCK IT IN YOUR APPLE
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? JOIN THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY
IS BARBIE SEXY? YOUR TITS GIVE ME DYSENTERY
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? IF YOU WERE A CONDIMENT YOU'D BE A BIG JAR OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? I'D LOVE YOU BETTER IF YOU'D LET ME CUT YOUR ARM OFF
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? I WANT TO DRINK A GALLON OF MILK AND PUKE IT ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE PILLOW
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? YOUR ASSHOLE HAS TEETH
CAN YOU SWIM? YOUR TOES ARE TOO LONG
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I CUT OFF MY MIDDLE FINGER AND COOKED IT IN THAT SOUP YOU'RE EATING
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? HOW MANY BLOWS TO THE HEAD WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO LIKE YOU
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? A-B-C DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND BECOME DEAF AND MUTE
I HAVE LOST INTEREST AND DELETED THE REST OF THIS QUESTIONNAIRE.
p.s., what's you favorite color? Mine's green.
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If it hurts there why stay darling?!?!?
I'm graduating from law school in May. I thought about phd in psychology, but 3 years was better than 7 (?). But I miss it. I especially get angry when law professors misuse psy terms, like cognitive dissonance. I had this tort prof. who would always fuck up that word. Annoyed the crap out of me -- yeah I'm a petulant and pedantic dork.