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hi!

having said it all before i walked into the fridge where i found my bed in a pile of half frozen vegtables. the eggs started cracking because of the cold so i stuffed them in my pocket, they crushed under my weight wen i wasn't looking. so i washed the eggywages down with some beer. my clothes are still sticky and now i'm drunk, problem solved. fewf! that was a close one. dodged misery once again. but quick to the gallows before things get too hairy. speaking of hair, who's mor hairy then mimi? ...... moomoo.. moomoo is more hairy than anyone. jets be mine. giving up is the best Part to living. it's like when you finally reach your goal. and then you smash it. and smashing is always a blast. ooh but then you could blow things up. no .no. that's just going to far. we dont just pick up babies and blow them up. no a smashing gives them time to realize what exacty is going on. after the first few procken parts is sees that things are going wrong thus giving it the chance to try getting away. it will move a bit but as darwin's theory goes, the stronger survive as the weak shall perish. so the baby will loose this game and you're big people kind shall live on as the small pudgy baby type will be rinden from our delicious planet.

the end

where's that assasin i ordered?

Okay. You just have to hurry up and not be working/be awake.