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i've been away on a slacker holiday.

i lost my job so i decided to hitch a ride down to disney world to see my friends get married. i caught the bouquet but dropped it into another girls hand. i always catch the bouquet. and some little shit of a girl always manages to try to rip it out of my hand. so i spotted her early this time, and let her have it. i was happy with my table gift. it was salt and pepper shakers filled with teal, grey and purple m&ms and it said "J &B, a perferct pair". i took a few more than my share (compensation for giving up the damn flowers) and ate m&ms for the rest of the trip.

i went to epcot center and saw Figment!

i bought some magnets at this store full of just magnets. one was a clay jar that says "fishing fund" and one is bush saying "its hard to put food on your family". there was this life size fake burrito magnet! it was heavy as hell! i wanted it so bad but it was $20! i'm cheap.

after the wedding we picked up a girl in miami and drove her home to washington d.c.

it seems like we were in the car forever.

we stopped in savanah, ga. to party with these super cool kids that lived in a ghetto that reminded me of new orleans.
they grilled buffalo wings and passed around margaritas and fat joints. i wanted to stay there forever. thanks casper!

we arrived in d.c. on memorial day. i wanted to go to the vietnam memorial wall. there were thousands of people there for a ceremony honoring the 10th anniversary of the women in war memorial. i cried a little when i looked at the wall and at the vets that were there. i held most of it inside because i didn't like the people i was with. it's funny that i ended up there because just weeks before, i started a painting about the vietnam war. "kill for peace". i saw that on a guys helmet in a picture in this book i have about the war.

i got home safe, much to my amazement.

now my rent is due.

i want to go to the desert next. the biggest one. whic one is that? i want the biggest, darkest, crawlin'ist one.