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last night i was at a friends house smoking. he made a joke about how i was holding the bong in one hand and opening a can of coke with the other, while holding a lit ciggy between my two (bong hand) fingers and balancing the ashtray on my lap. i said it was no problem because the bong was more like a permanant attachment and wasn't in the way. another guy said i'd be screwed if i lost my 'bong hand'.
i got to thinking. i saw this culinary cooking show where this kid had no hand but he had all these kitchen attachments that he could just 'snap' on. well...why not make a 'snap on bong' attachment for all those smokers out there who are missing their 'bong hand'! I'd be a hero.