4

My teeth get far cleaner when I brush them while looking at naked girls.

4

Oops, forgot to cancel my account. Doomed to another year of naked girls...the agony.

hor:
Naked ladies are the worst.
3

I have 65 followers? Does that qualify me for a cult or a religion?

hor:
Cult of personality
tritone:
Your 'hawk had 65 followers. NOW YOU'RE NOTHING! SELL OUT!