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My teeth get far cleaner when I brush them while looking at naked girls.

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Oops, forgot to cancel my account. Doomed to another year of naked girls...the agony.

hor:
Naked ladies are the worst.
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I have 65 followers? Does that qualify me for a cult or a religion?

hor:
Cult of personality
tritone:
Your 'hawk had 65 followers. NOW YOU'RE NOTHING! SELL OUT!
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goriella:
No kidding. I'm hoping to go!
charlatan:
I'll spit beer on you anytime you want, but the blood will have to be real.
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hor:

Brilliant. I really need to watch that again. The last time I saw it I was like seven.
vivid:
hahaha! Can you imagine? Flipping open a passport and having THAT in it?
F-yeah.