hah. i hate bruising my tailbone. i accidentally step onto a patch of downhill ice once, with my dog in one arm and my camera in the other... and i skated down for a few feet before falling straight on my ass. it didnt fully heal for a month! i couldnt bend over!
and i wasnt even doing the hokey pokey at the time.
and i wasnt even doing the hokey pokey at the time.