If sex is on my mind and I've got time on my hands, I'll go down on my knees and put my shoulder to the wheel paying lip service until I can't stomach it. Literally.
hyatt:
Sounds like a good plan.
I'm very talented at advising my girlfriends on how to manage difficulties with their boyfriends.
pineapplefroot:
High five!
So long as I'm listening, it seems, the neighbors perversely refuse to have sex.
pineapplefroot:
those bastards!
waldo_jeffers:
Happy New Year!!! 
If this were a much improved world, you'd be awake now.
You'd be awake, your phone would be charged, your webcam would be well-greased, and you'd have no reason to have to get up in the morning or ever again.
And you would be eager. Oh if this were a much improved world, you would be both available and eager. In fact, you'd call me,...
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You'd be awake, your phone would be charged, your webcam would be well-greased, and you'd have no reason to have to get up in the morning or ever again.
And you would be eager. Oh if this were a much improved world, you would be both available and eager. In fact, you'd call me,...
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hyatt:
oh hi you. hehehe...
philconnors:
I am awake now. It was an ehausting week, and it was soooo nice not to have to set an alarm. Got up, made coffee, bacon and scrambled eggs. Work and Baseball today, so no nipples or webcam. Hope you have better luck. But then, the sun will rise tomorrow and maybe I can chat and chill. I would whisper sweet nothings, but I have none to give. 
"SIMON SHOWS"
We must antagonize malaise. Cruel spring will not slaughter us. We're alone, drifting, and aging, sure, but we will wield sharp wits and not cease from mental fight!
To that end: a new game, what do you say?
And it's so so simple and based on, ahem, a game I'm currently playing via private message. Our new blog game is called
SIMON SHOWS...
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We must antagonize malaise. Cruel spring will not slaughter us. We're alone, drifting, and aging, sure, but we will wield sharp wits and not cease from mental fight!
To that end: a new game, what do you say?
And it's so so simple and based on, ahem, a game I'm currently playing via private message. Our new blog game is called
SIMON SHOWS...
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karaiko:
I miss you a little. ♥
karaiko:
Hehe...well we don't know each other very well ^_^
Your games are awesome...not only will I participate more soon (almost getting the net on at home!) but I'll encourage my friends ;D
Your games are awesome...not only will I participate more soon (almost getting the net on at home!) but I'll encourage my friends ;D
AN OPEN LETTER TO CRUEL SPRING
I've been bored. I've been busy. I've been going to seed.
Earlier I had beer. I sat in my jeans, without socks, in my chair. Now I have wine, I wear shorts (uncharacteristically), and I'm waiting until it's night enough to sleep. I've been watching movies, horror movies, French movies, old movies, silent movies. I've been reading; "Nausea," D....
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I've been bored. I've been busy. I've been going to seed.
Earlier I had beer. I sat in my jeans, without socks, in my chair. Now I have wine, I wear shorts (uncharacteristically), and I'm waiting until it's night enough to sleep. I've been watching movies, horror movies, French movies, old movies, silent movies. I've been reading; "Nausea," D....
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pineapplefroot:
You are too clever for me, my dear. And thank you!
hyatt:
'Kind'?? Aghast! You save that talk for strangers, you hear?
I'd be up for other vegetarian options. You could teach me. And yes, I know. A frillion miles. At least you know people in real life. I'm always alone. Everyone is always just out of my reach.
I'd be up for other vegetarian options.
You could teach me. And yes, I know. A frillion miles. At least you know people in real life. I'm always alone. Everyone is always just out of my reach.CHAPTER SEVENTY FIVE, in which our anti-hero gets his comeuppance, and eats it, too
She's had her revenge: Viking has interviewed me, here: http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Viking/2510510/.
Am I as awful and verbose and charming as I fear?
She's had her revenge: Viking has interviewed me, here: http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Viking/2510510/.
Am I as awful and verbose and charming as I fear?
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hyatt:
Oh you seem to be very adept at not being a drag, dear Headonist.
As for your fears: I'll get back to you on that...
As for your fears: I'll get back to you on that...
kiljoy:
Oh hi, I'm back. For a while at least.
HEADONISM: AN INTERVIEW WITH KILJOY
The latest in an ongoing series of chats with SG friends and semi-strangers, The Headonism Interviews.
I am spasmodically delighted to publish this here interview with Kiljoy. It's a long interview, and he tells great stories, and it's so worth your time. I hope you enjoy as much as I did.
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1) Is it purely my...
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The latest in an ongoing series of chats with SG friends and semi-strangers, The Headonism Interviews.
I am spasmodically delighted to publish this here interview with Kiljoy. It's a long interview, and he tells great stories, and it's so worth your time. I hope you enjoy as much as I did.
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1) Is it purely my...
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hyatt:
hhhiiiiiii *hiccup*
*hiccup*
kiljoy:
After being absent from the site for a while coming back and reading this is a laugh and a half.
I'm a wonderful writer? Compared to you, I am but a troll without a cause.
I'm a wonderful writer? Compared to you, I am but a troll without a cause.