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done:
anyway to switch servers?...me being a noob and all...
done:
Yeah I kinda knew that...I can't even think of starting a new charactor...my friend has been talking me out of not quiting...I guess I am not into it like he is....he wants to start Alts...fuck, I have enough time invested into mine now. I have too many other hobbies. WoW fanatics are very serious about this game. Little boring for me.
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the Associated Money Havers Union, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce to you Richard Milhous Nixon."

A low tide of applause as Nixon awkwardly slinks into view from behind a curtain. His dead, jaded eyes scan the audience quickly for enemies. So many enemies. So many enemies everywhere. In desperation, he tries to distract them from his glare by smiling...
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A sculpture made with the pickled head of a dead fetus attached to a seagull's body has fueled a furor in Switzerland about the boundaries of art.

Berne's Museum of Fine Arts removed the piece from a Chinese art exhibition earlier this month after a complaint that it was disrespectful to the dead, and following concerns its grisly appearance might traumatize visiting schoolchildren.

The piece,...
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devi:
A little TOO ironic.. (yeah I really do think)
fenchurch:
That seagull looks like a chicken. A chicken with a tail.
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"Good news! Now PetsMart has karate classes right inside the store! Want to teach your dog how to break boards with it's head or get your cat to defend against ninjas? Just stop by a PetsMart today and speak to an accredited pet sensai or associate."

And so went another day at the fabulous Marte de Pettes. I've announced that over the loudspeaker several times,...
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tinfoilhalo:
I sent an angry letter like that to global warming a year or so ago . Global warming T.P.'d my house in response .

Being a crusader is hard . frown
mineux:
Huzzah!!! I totally agree with your letter to world hunger.
Since you work at Le Marte de Pettes, i have an infininately wondered question... If ferrets are illegal in CA, how come you sell the coolest shit for them to play in?
And how come the Chinchillas are no longer in that grey dust, but cedar shavings?

Please help a confused kitty understand surreal miao!!

ps. i found you thru the silly SG match thingie... we like, match or something. wink
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It's almost August now. Which means it's time for the dying to start. You notice it in the weather first, as summer begins to die. Eventually, the trees go with it and the now-homeless birds fly south to die on some filth beach with a name no one but the locals can pronounce. Without birds to fly in it, the air starts to die*. The...
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devi:
Damn it! This has been going on far to long- You really need to stop being so overjoyous all the time!

Every time I read an entry from you, my teeth ache afterward from the sugary sweetness spewing from your words.

I don't think I can take it anymore.
tinfoilhalo:
Too bad March Of The Penguins wasn't produced by Jerry Bruckheimer . At least we'd get to see the peguins die in awe inspiring CG fueled pyrotechnics . frown biggrin
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Why I Can't Get Laid: Reason 7,294

Trent In Chains: I want to make out with you.
Trent In Chains: And awkwardly feel you up, like a lobotomized thirteen year old.
[name withheld]: is this michael?
[name withheld]:: no i didn't think so.
Trent In Chains: It is, too.
[name withheld]: you're only expressing my wildest fantasy.
Trent In Chains: Let's hang out in a...
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clara:
Listen to the Tin Man.
devi:
Looks like you had this bang session nailed untill you questioned her shaving abilitys.

Never question a womens blade wielding capabilitys