Thursday Nov 16, 2006

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So long suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday Sep 11, 2006

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September 6th-

Despite the Beach's previous attempts at killing me, I have been coerced into giving it another try. I'm not sure if it's my friend's insistence or the unbearable heat and my lack of pool that has brought me back. It's unusually deserted which gives me a bit of optimism.

As I'm laying on the blanket, drinking my...
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Wednesday Jul 26, 2006

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Things I currently hate:

* People that say 'ginormous'
* 110-degree weather
* The loss of Hisser
* Not knowing where all the bruises on my legs came from
* 500 piece zebra puzzles
* Missing Con
* Humidity and what it does to my hair
* The fact I sold my beloved '79 so I could purchase a new car with air conditioning, but then some ass fuck without insurance T-boned me...
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Monday Jun 12, 2006

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The other night, I saw an emo kid get himself locked in a Pizza Hut bathroom. Why was I so blessed? Because of my love of pizza. This was just one of the many joys I've had in my life, all thanks to the wonder that is pizza.

Casey and I were picking up our food when we noticed a rather normal looking 20...
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shafter_wasco:

Hapy Birthday!! I'd write something more, but I'm hungover and need to be off to work. So have fun!

shafter_wasco:

Thanks! And they actually do still have the balloon dealies.

Hmm . . . am I a pervert or just really heterosexual? Well, I'll tell you that neither of those is very true.

Devi is so kick-ass cool.

Remember, where ever you are, there you are.

Did I mention she's kick-ass cool?

Thursday Mar 09, 2006

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My journal kicks ass all over yours.

The way its never updated or attended to...Thats the cool thing to do these days..Didn't you know? Pssh, you didn't know.
Don't try to act like you did.

Adding pictures or links? So over rated.

Bow before the glory that is my ultra hip journal entry, for reasons that I declare.
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fellonearth:

Yeah, there was a 24 hour race at Vail this weekend, but I was there on Thurs. night, so I got to pre-ride the trail before the event. (I work for Cycopath Bikes, and the shop's team captain does the trail maintainence out there, so I can get in with out paying). The trails are tough at first (a lot of uphill) but riding downhill makes it all worth while. I'm not into the racing so much, but I do enjoy getting out of Traffuckula for a legal high. So what were you doing out there that night, hmm? One more thing, how did you end up getting maced?

dane_valek:

well, id say hold off getting the cd just because getting from point a to point b can be important every now and then.

aint no thing about not hearing from you in a while... as long as i hear from ya every once in a while.

Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

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So this chicken walks into a bar and bartender says "What the hell are you doing in here."
And the chicken says, "what the fuck do you think I doing. You think I came in here to get the oil changed on my car? Fuck no! This is a bar. I came in for a beer!"

The bartender says, "We don't serve chickens! Get...
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dane_valek:

heres to getting paid to leech hispeed interweb

shafter_wasco:

Ya know, I feel stupid for this, but I never saw the last comment you left me 'til now. What a wacky system this world is.

ARRR!!!

Sunday Oct 09, 2005

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I don't actually have anything to say, I was just tired of looking at the old entry. skull

I havn't slept for 10 days.






..because that would be to long.
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shawndaddy:

Thank you. kiss

shafter_wasco:

Well said. Like summer was a dream. 'sexactly what it feels like. But it's sunny today.

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Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

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This morning my cat was outside meowing in victory. He had himself the fatest little skink I'd ever seen.

I let him eat whatever he wants but I didn't see any reason why the little fatty should die, so I ran outside to take it from him. He was obviously upset but I eventually got it away from him.

The chubby little skink...
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astrosaurus:

Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?

zombiehead2:

i bet theres a moral to that story somewhere...

Thursday Jul 28, 2005

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The other night a discussion turned to sex, love and what music best acompanies it. The group was primarily male but the few girls in the group made their choices known. Most of them citted Barry White type, slow jam songs to get down to, or seemed to pick what they thought of as romantic songs. Some of said girls even got that, "awe...", look...
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shafter_wasco:

I used to think head injuries were funny.
Then I participated in one.

They are not so humorous anymore. skull

zombiehead2:

thanks for the b-day comment last week...