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sully:
luv that website!! they have the gnarliest pix on there...
wink yes I am
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I'm drunk. SCOTCH drunk. Good times. wink

Update: Ok, so this is what I remember... My buddy took me to some place to have drinks. We got ripped on Sotch, and then we started playing with the free internet access this place had. Bad idea. My buddy and I did a search for "Vegas" girls and started posting in them. Thank GOD none of it turned...
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kestrel:
Should've called.
swoo:
They need to freaking find a way to stream Pandora to a iPod feed. Much like a evolution of an Podcast or something.

Once, while I was completely shit faced, I left around eleven straight messages on a friends answering machine trying to tell this elaborate story of some events I saw on the Bee over New Years on a friends answering machine in itty bitty twenty second blocks each.

So, yeah, I feel you pain.
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The past couple of days I've been listening to Wilco. Maybe it's the weather and stuff, but it's been really nice driving around listening to them.

The ashtray says you were up all night...
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swoo:
That ashtray is a goddamn liar!

www.pandora.com.

I've been addicted to that damn thing.
kestrel:
Jerk. wink
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Going to the courthouse.

Due to a clerical error, I have a warrant out for my arrest.

LAME!
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dogslife:
Is there anything you won't do for attention?
dogslife:
wink
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pirate_scum:
whats with that red dress that chick is wearing...
swoo:
I match your bok and raise you a miao!! brutha!
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You should have seen Sloane's face when she thought my cat was an ex-drug sniffing cat from the F.B.I.!

It was quickly followed by the saddest face, after I told her the truth. All the credit goes to Abby for her intense sniffing of each and every bag brought into my home.

B.T.W. If you get a chance to sit down and talk to...
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swoo:
A drug-sniffing cat would be the most awesome thing ever. It's bad enough when they go apeshit on catnip, but if they got a whiff of coke?

Ooooooo, entertainment for a solid hour.
sloane:
It is from a set, but I don't know whether or not it's been accepted yet.

And thanks!
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Sometimes, she's an absolute doll. But then again...
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caselogic:
A new guy at work reminds me so much of you.
sloane:
That's the rumor! See you tomorrow.
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I keep losing on Ebay!

It sucks because I can't be home when the auctions end, and I keep losing by like a dollar or fifty cents. This is making me sad. frown

I want this so I can make my podcast with my troupe. We want to share our funnies with you. I might have to break down and just buy a brand new one....
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waldo:
Gosh, that's a good question. And so very true. Vegas Baby! Confession: I've never been there!
lil_tuffy:
I'm in town for the Vegoose thing so I have to be there for these times:

Friday October 28
9:00 am 6:00 pm at some point. for like three hours
Saturday October 29
11:00 am 11:00 pm Required to be open
Sunday October 30
11:00 am 11:00 pm Required to be open
Monday October 31
8:00 am 4:00pm Tear Down

So other than that I'm free for partying.

It should be fun.
:tuffy:
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I felt something crawling on my arm today. I looked down to find a little baby fly. For a moment, I thought I might have headlice.

Even now, my head itches from the thought. I'd be pissed if one of these hobos in Las Vegas passed me the head-buggies.
industrielle:
You get alot of hobos at Second City? I didn't realize ticket sales were down so far they had to fill the seats with derelicts. smile
Homie, you've gotta give me a call and fill me on your adventures. I'm not sleeping well and I blame your lack of information for my insomnia. wink
Didn't you ask me to dinner six months ago? Perhaps its time we set ourselves a date.
*hugs*
seantastic:
You mean like the time you got the bugs in your pants from one of the hobos?
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There are times in our lives when we feel the chapter ending. You know what I mean? In the story of my life, this is the part that lets you take a breathe, right before all the big stuff happens.

I wish I could share with you what is going to happen, but you will find out soon enough. I'm excited and nervous at the...
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waldo:
the circus? let me guess . . .tightrope walker?
waldo:
you sexy clown!