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Hopefully this is totally private because I have a crush on someone on this site, and I totally don't want her to find out.
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trussrigger:
DUDE!!!! Where are you?
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WHOA!

Simple ol' Josh was just living his life like normal and a represenative from the City of Las Vegas called him today and offered him a residency with the city.

I'm going to be one of those fancy "Artist in Residence" that you read about on the backs of cereal boxes. Or newspapers, or whatever. The crazy thing is, they are giving me THOUSANDS...
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rawr_ima_monster:
Hey. thanks for asking. I probably can't start on anything until after March 5th or so because I have to start moving March 1st, but yeah I'd be happy to talk about making something.
Just let me know what you're thinking and we can yammer about it. It'll depend on what I'm doing and how much time I think it'll take me to do, but it's usually pretty reasonable.
-what were you thinking things might cost? It's probably likely to be between 175-250, thought I'm not sure about shipping, etc.
Dave
scopitone:
Hahaha, well done. I may have went and gifted you that Grand Theft Auto business on Amazon but I sure as hell didn't bring you back here. It's some new...tactic they're trying around here. A tactic of which I am a fan.

Enjoy the boobery and camaraderie, mon ami.
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UPDATE: I'm leaving the site. I just spend money on a site I barely use, and I think it would be smarter if I spent my money on other things. To the friends I made on here... I'll miss you. You were really cool. Watch for me on the big screen! I'll be there someday soon!



The people I speak to on a daily basis...
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flux:
I'll miss you.
loe:
wow. thank you. smile
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Remember when they found E.T. in the ditch and he was all white and crusty? That's the state I'm currently in. Even the red glow has left my tummy. The flowers in the clay pot have all but withered. I expect NASA to be busting through my windows at anytime, so they can start laying out those big hamster habitrails.

As disturbing as the imagery...
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ginny:
Yeah...I knew about the kinder eggs. And that your Smarties are different.

But you have better ice cream bars.
seantastic:
I had no idea you were a teacher. Buy me a ticket and I'll be there.
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For the most part, I think I come off as a very open guy. I'll tell you a secret though... I'm very private. There are things I'll talk about, but I don't share the truth. I think comedy is in my life, because I can hide thing behind it. I've learned to avoid whole subjects, by presenting a wall of stories.

Now, one thing I...
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emelaeth:
how bazzar ... i don't think i spelled that right ... i agree ... sex is private ... mostly wink

what odd friends you do have
sully:
lol. thanks! how was yours?? wink
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It's my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRR!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO oink bok miao!! ooo aaa

There is a dove that lives at my house. My condo is on the third story and I'm really quiet, so I figure for a dove... it's as good a place as any.

As soon as I moved in he/she was here. There is a fire sprinkler near my front door. That's where the dove perches and sleeps through the night. When...
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lilyk:
I put it up as a group event... wink
industrielle:
So, did you really get a birdhouse???
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eeek I think I may have doine something wrong.

There was this girl. She came out of nowhere.

She was always cute, but I never thought anything of it. She had a boyfriend.

I guess they were unhappy. That's what they all said. That's what she said.

frown Something happened, and it was totally unplanned. I never did anything like that. She said she never did either....
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trussrigger:
While giving her space is good....make sure she know's you are interested, otherwise, she may think you are just playing her.
I'm just saying man...
seantastic:
Just call her you douche bag. Oh and happy birthday. biggrin
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posh:
posh and brocktoon? sharing something in common?!
user092834:
hi. (you said hi to me a few weeks ago. i didn't mean to ignore your comment. i just don't say much.) smile
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She's calling again. Hmm... wonder if I should give her another chance. Then again, I could listen to my friend's advice and just build her up to knock her down. Not really my style though.

Either way, it's good to have all the power. wink
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emelaeth:
well ... anyone who is friends with industrielle and likes alf and thinks my pug is cute .... is definately someone i think i'll like!

I really want to get the coffee thing going when i get back from vacation .... its just too bad that there isn't more than one independent coffee shop (i'm only aware of one) ... starbucks is making me sad
swoo:
One of my favorite pictures of all time. You'd be surprised how many people think it's of Bob Dylan at first glance.

So, where's that podcast?! I need more brilliance in my life!
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Met Paris Hilton the other day. This Thursday, I'm going to meet Celine Dion. Lucky me (?).
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sloane:
Aw, thank you!! smile

So, was Paris as fucking retarded as she seems on tv, or is it all an act?
seantastic:
You still a mage? I'm a lvl 60 one on an east coast server. Being a paladin sucked.
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sully:
luv that website!! they have the gnarliest pix on there...
wink yes I am
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I'm drunk. SCOTCH drunk. Good times. wink

Update: Ok, so this is what I remember... My buddy took me to some place to have drinks. We got ripped on Sotch, and then we started playing with the free internet access this place had. Bad idea. My buddy and I did a search for "Vegas" girls and started posting in them. Thank GOD none of it turned...
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kestrel:
Should've called.
swoo:
They need to freaking find a way to stream Pandora to a iPod feed. Much like a evolution of an Podcast or something.

Once, while I was completely shit faced, I left around eleven straight messages on a friends answering machine trying to tell this elaborate story of some events I saw on the Bee over New Years on a friends answering machine in itty bitty twenty second blocks each.

So, yeah, I feel you pain.