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I feel like a pickle on stereo fire. What? Oh, nothing. I can't make my crazy keyboard see what it is i am trying to say. i keep looking at it but the only words that i get from it are "the" and "keep looking". my hands a re vibratring and i don't know why. i have i mustache apparantly aperantlly apearantlee... whatever. i gotta...
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Good morning. It's too early for this maybe, but then again maybe not. I watched a kick ass movie yesterday. I think it was called "The Very Hottest Chicken-n-Biscuits Teen Employees #9." It was very well directed and featured a woman who I thought was well over 70, but it turned out she was just a heavy smoker (Her real age was like 30!). She...
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Well, well, well... My my drop dead gorgeous wife and me are thinking about buying a solid gold house overlooking a "ghetto." We've mainly decided to do this because we're so friggin rich from all my modelin' moneys. "What's that?"
Oh. It seems my wife can't get enough of me. She wants to fly to the south of France and make love on a bed...
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Made love to my woman. Man, what a firecracker that little lady is! She keeps me on my toes and that is something I can't say for many ladies out there. the other day she did this thing with her bellybutton that made my leg start twiching. She's just so dynamite and fantastic. Today on my yatch, me and her went out to Hawaii for...
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It's quite easy to say that you don't understand what it means to be truly insane, but I think it's even easier to think it... and even easier to just go take a nap.

Ok, so I know what you are thinking the thing is, she told me to do it. She wanted it, you see. Theres no judge in the world thatll convict me of some sorta noncrime event, which coulda happen to the freakin pope. Thats the truth. If I had it to do again, I would do it again. In a freakin second! And afterwards when...
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Hmm. I don't write much. If I did, then I'd have less to say I think. I want to go to school at Digipen in Warshington... There's this girl I've been wanting to call but sometimes the nervousness to experience new people is too great. For me anyways.

Wow. I feel so untalented today. As far as my drawing abilities go anyways. But this is what I want to do for a living! How can I be so bad? I just look at my fellow students work and I just long to be there. To be where they are skill wise, but I still like my own personal style. This is boring. I...
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Soooo. Journals are nice. I haven't kept one in quite a time. Yes, quite a great while. Hmm. I wonder if anyone will read this. No, I'd not suppose so. Nope, I'd use the guessing part of my brain to concoct a senario where no one ever reads these words. Maybe thats for the best. I mean, what do I have to say anyway. Not...
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