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***Update!***

I got a free pass to go to Macworld tomorrow. Rock.

I went jogging today for the first time in almost 3 months. Foolishly, I tried the same run I was doing after jogging all summer and by the end I was pretty sure I was going to die. Most of my higher body functions seemed to have stopped, I was emitting an interesting aroma, I was dripping with perspiration and my breath tasted like blood....
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Before the holiday season, stomach had shrunk to the perfect size that conveniently fit my schedule and budget. I still have yet to re-condition myself to such a state.

I've begin to factor parking tickets in to my annual expenses. They seem unavoidable and inescapable. They should play "I fought the law" in the waiting room at the DPT office. If the universe is balanced...
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How bout that weather?

I woke up early, took back the car I was borrowing to Sonoma and came back to SF to pick up my car from the shop. As soon as I got home I began the sanitation process for the party I'm hosting this evening. Work tomorrow be damned! I need to rack up my debauchery points for the new year!

I am hung over and my mouth tastes of vineger and cigars. Obviously the cold UPS man has no knowledge of my current physical state, as he thought it appropriate to ring my earth shakingly obnoctious door bell at 9:30am. What arrived was my grandparents standard holiday care package containing various meats, cheeses and jams. Enclosed with the contents of the package was an extremely...
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She is an artist. If you know who I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about.

Happy New Year! My resolution is to get immoral and overindulgent behavior out of my system. It may take a while and I'll probably need some help. Whose with me?

No one ever knows what to get me, so as usual, I got a lovely assortment of gift certificates, checks and cash. The exception is my aunt, who gave her usual pajama pants and socks. The socks are always welcome, but one can only use so many pairs of flannel pajama pants. Perhaps my sleepware wardrobe will one day outmatch my assortment of dayware.

Someone broke in to my house last night. I think my stirring might have scared him off, because he didn't take anything, but in his hurry he left some shit behind, presumably stuff he stole from other houses. He was dumb enough to leave his name on the boxes and after a little bit of research I found out where he lives. The guy doesn't...
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Happiness is the late 1960's Vox Super Continental I picked up today for $100. It was just sitting around the basement of the College of Marin and they didn't even know if it worked. mauzer tipped me off on this great find and I sped across the bridge and to my delight it works almost perfectly. The vibrato switch is stuck, but that shouldn't be...
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