Since there's nothing new going on with me I'm going to make some suggestions of what you can do with your free time. (Idle hands are the devil's playpen, or something...)
For example, you could:
Watch a movie - I recommend Wild Zero. It's the best Japanese Rock n' Roll zombie movie ever and you should be ashamed of yourself for not having seen it yet.
Listen to some music - Music is easy to find on the internet. And best of all, it's FREE!
Masturbate - Seriously. Just whip it out and have at it. Just try not to do it in church or the supermarket. (Long story...) And remember to wash those hands after you're finished.
Make a silly hat - Wear it while you watch your neighbors sleep.
Read some comic books - There are a lot of 'em out there: such as Transmetropolitan, Fell, The Boys, Astonishing X-Men, Preacher, and The Punisher. There are many, many more than that; but that's just a few quick suggestions.
Make a tasty snack - The internet is full of snack recipes that are easy, fun, and delicious! Invite your friends over and for some tasty fun!
Stalk someone - Don't just stalk them on MySpace or Facebook. Stalk them in real life. And if you choose you can kidnap/murder them (wearing the skin is optional, but fun!). Remember to take lots of pictures to show your friends!
Drugs - Alcohol, marijuana, methamphetamines: These are but a few of the many choices easily available in your town or city. (Quick Hint: Ask around at the school during recess.)
Prostitutes - There are many prostitutes out there to suit any taste. Go out and find one and have yourself a good time Sailor! Or, for a change of pace, you could even become a prostitute yourself. You can freelance, or you can work with a pimp. It's up to you! It's a great way to make some quick cash, and it's fun too!
These are just a few of the many things you could be doing. So grab some friends (or an unattended toddler) and get out there and have some fun!
For example, you could:
Watch a movie - I recommend Wild Zero. It's the best Japanese Rock n' Roll zombie movie ever and you should be ashamed of yourself for not having seen it yet.
Listen to some music - Music is easy to find on the internet. And best of all, it's FREE!
Masturbate - Seriously. Just whip it out and have at it. Just try not to do it in church or the supermarket. (Long story...) And remember to wash those hands after you're finished.
Make a silly hat - Wear it while you watch your neighbors sleep.
Read some comic books - There are a lot of 'em out there: such as Transmetropolitan, Fell, The Boys, Astonishing X-Men, Preacher, and The Punisher. There are many, many more than that; but that's just a few quick suggestions.
Make a tasty snack - The internet is full of snack recipes that are easy, fun, and delicious! Invite your friends over and for some tasty fun!
Stalk someone - Don't just stalk them on MySpace or Facebook. Stalk them in real life. And if you choose you can kidnap/murder them (wearing the skin is optional, but fun!). Remember to take lots of pictures to show your friends!
Drugs - Alcohol, marijuana, methamphetamines: These are but a few of the many choices easily available in your town or city. (Quick Hint: Ask around at the school during recess.)
Prostitutes - There are many prostitutes out there to suit any taste. Go out and find one and have yourself a good time Sailor! Or, for a change of pace, you could even become a prostitute yourself. You can freelance, or you can work with a pimp. It's up to you! It's a great way to make some quick cash, and it's fun too!
These are just a few of the many things you could be doing. So grab some friends (or an unattended toddler) and get out there and have some fun!
Can't whip it out, though... as I am lacking in that appendage, but I do enjoy silly hats!