my new silk halter top is cute but not when the air conditioning's not on. really i just want to sit outside and smoke cigarettes all afternoon. it's deviled egg season. bring me one.
most of my clean laundry's on the floor. and on top of that are two blow up bunnies. i talked him down from ten dollars for two to six dollars for two but i'm pretty sure i never really needed two. there's a pair of silk panties beside them that i stole from k-mart when i was in high school. my best friend and i... Read More
I posted this in response to your comment on my page. I'm posting it here j.i.c. you don't come to visit.
That's ok. Thanks!! It's interesting being 30. I think it just hit me today. I drove by Taboo yesterday and saw the happy bday to sarah sign up. I'm assuming that's your cousin? How're you doing?
i like selling dvds because when i sell one i can fill its slot with a new one and nothing is more fun than choosing between "orgy in the convent," "midget madness," and "cum for one" to put out on the shelf.
My friend used to work in a video store and we'd go in there and try and find the most funny name in the adult section and have him run it through cause it was just a black case with numbers on it. The best ones I managed to find were "Big Black Dicks Pearly White Cum On Blonds" and "Grandama's Got My Balls" I didn't rent the second one just for the record... geeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
thank you all for your condolences. my car seleena said her final fairwell today as i donated her to the kidney foundation. i'm sure that her parts will go to good use.
meanwhile i've been walking to school, parking my new car at work and confusing would-be-visitors, and watching the usa network to avoid driving with any alcohol in me in the pt crusier. i... Read More
thank you all for your condolences. my car seleena said her final fairwell today as i donated her to the kidney foundation. i'm sure that her parts will go to good use.
meanwhile i've been walking to school, parking my new car at work and confusing would-be-visitors, and watching the usa network to avoid driving with any alcohol in me in the pt crusier. i... Read More
my car died. please look at my candids and pay your respects. it was a quick and sudden death. i bought a pt cruiser last night and it rocks but it will never replace my seleena.
i need to do a new set.
i need to eat some food.
i'm going to stay home and watch law & order tonight. i'm a big loser.
there is a big problem with "law & order" and the problem is that i'm obsessed with it. like really. i can't stop. i don't go out until it's over, i plan my night around whether i should watch the 7:00 version or the 11:00 version.
i think it's raining outside and if it's not then something in my apartment is about to blow up.... Read More
What I like is the way you wrote the last sentence. It's kind of metaphoric, interesting. I wonder how you sound in real life? Are you a straight-out type of person?
the people at petsmart don't let you take home the fish the day you take home the filter. i miss the days when you just let the fish float in the bag in the water for half an hour and then you were free to let them swim in their new home for a couple of weeks until they died.
i hear that i'm kind of negative.
well, tonight i went and had a fun time a different place where my adorable ex-boyfriend and his friends that i consider mine performed. then i went home and watched law and order. and i'm not sure how uplifting watching a man that i left four years ago look cute and then retiring to beers and tv is... Read More
snow makes everything outside of me quiet and everything inside of me loud and i don't think that it's possible to say anything about snow without sounding like you're trying to say something that means something except for "this snow fucking sucks" which is what i usually say about snow. all i mean is that i didn't mind my walk to school so much today... Read More
i got, like, a deer park water bottle almost empty and a half a pack of parliment lights. there is nothing appealing me to stay up any longer. please give me a reason because sleep and then school is not working for me right now.
the doctor said that i should drink sprite. i told her that she was insane. i'm sorry that my hands shake but i'd rather have seizures every half hour than give up diet mountain dew. that's why i'm drinking caffeine free diet mountain dew out of an aquafina bottle right now.
people always think that songs are about them so when someone tells you that... Read More
i'll still hook up some deviled eggs for you, though.